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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Just me having to restore LGBTQ+ history that unfortunately got erased due to homophobia...

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[โ€“] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Not true, actually. As per my Cis Hetstory class, being gay was invented in 1969 with the Stonewall riots, where gay people for the first time emerged out of nowhere from the basement of the Stonewall Inn, which was a good, reputable, Christian establishment. the gays then threw bricks at the respectable and noble NYPD for no reason. Everyone there was cis though. Trans people were invented in 2012 on tumblr

[โ€“] Guamer@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Twist: David was a cis woman.

That's right, being gay was invented by a heterosexual. The concept of being gay was purely theoretical at first, like certain elements of the periodic table.

The first gay interaction is unknown, but is theorized to have been two men accidentally touching hands while exchanging a brewsky sometime in the 1740s

[โ€“] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What are you talking about? My textbook from 1952 said they were just very good friends that happened to sleep in the same bed. Perfectly friendly.

[โ€“] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Devil to prove the Church was a farce
Went out to fish for a Bugger.
He baited his hook with a Soldier's arse
And pulled up the Bishop of Clogher.\

  • 1822 poem from some english scandal, checks out
[โ€“] ashinadash@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Do u think David Homos called himself a homo scared