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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Hexbear does not negotiate with terrorists.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depicting me as a bomb only makes me more powerful!

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Entering the rare category of fire/ground types.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

4x water weakness kitty-cri

[–] blight@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh no! I'll edit it to make it a badpost.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

how interesting, in 12 hours i will be posting content that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Shutting the sight down as a joke is not okay! dennis-stare

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

COME AND TAKE THEMskeleton-guns-akimbo

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

BREAKING: A hardliner coup originating from the /c/badposting community has erupted in the hermit Fediverse instance Hexbear.net, firebrand /c/badposting leader @ButtBidet@hexbear.net has issued an 14-hour ultimatum and an arrest warrant for the regime dictator @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net, updates, analysis from lemmy.world Hexbear expert duckshartgaming1488 inside

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have information that will lead to the arrest of ~~Hilary Clinton~~ Dirtowl, which I will post in 13 hours

[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago
[–] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has gone too far

WE HAVE TO DEFEDERATE NOW!

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

An instance for only badposting

Not strong enough