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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Quick someone be my girlfriend so this doesn't happen again!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

Call me Ogay Simpson cause I'm gonna kill you with queerness

[–] Naal@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ummmm i literally have a boyfriend boykisser

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Just the one? You gotta pump those numbers up!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

We demand growth, you'll need at least 3 by the end of the next fiscal quarter or we'll take our investments elsewhere

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

kim-salute

we are BACK

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

A lot of queer and nonbinary people are saying it folks

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

I'm plenty gay. I have enough gay for 10 women. Idk which of the rest of your have been slacking flag-lesbian-pride

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I won't get any gayer until you make up with buttbidet

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

What happened? capitaldcolon

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I'm going to be double gay to make up for dannoffs lack of support

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry, I started a relationship with a nonbinary bisexual woman instead of a gay man, next time I'll make sure to fuck dudes bateman-desperate

[–] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Be more gay now

Alright. I was going down that route anyways.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

deeper-sadness

I'll suck more dick from now on