Taking a fat rip from the crack pipe before telling my eighty one year old dad that he's killing it and don't listen to the haters
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2024
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What song is Hunter recommending his dad listen to, you think?
Eminem - Lose Yourself
he will have a bandana tied backwards with the knot on his forehead when he makes this suggestion
He raps to his dad.
I'll be here when it fade - I'll watch you flip like a renegade
You can't wait to break and eliminate
On every traitor or snake, so stay awake
And follow and follow because the tempo's a trail
Politics is a cage, the mic is a third rail
That is very very crack coded behavior.
One of the strongest voices imploring Mr. Biden to resist pressure to drop out was his son Hunter Biden
He needs that pardon.
Yeah he does. Leaning heavy into dear old dad.
Do you think Biden would pardon him?? I think he's too committed to appearances to actually do it.
I think he would get a sentence thatβs like taking classes or doing community service. That seems like the most lib option.
hahahahahahahahahahha we have to protect americas tiny clique of political dynastys ffs
New Romanovs just dropped
One of the strongest voices imploring Mr. Biden to resist pressure to drop out was his son Hunter Biden, whom the president has long leaned on for advice, said one of the people informed about the discussions, who, like others, spoke on condition of anonymity to share internal deliberations. Hunter Biden wants Americans to see the version of his father that he knows β scrappy and in command of the facts β rather than the stumbling, aging president Americans saw on Thursday night.
This man was given lucrative no-show jobs in Ukraine in the years prior to the invasion. Murica.
long leaned on for advice
drug addicted son who fucks wife of my other son after he died of brain cancer doesnβt strike me as the best person to get advice from, but Iβm also a terrible human and a terrible judge of character so wtf do I even know.
very unbiased advice from hunter biden about ukraine
im gonna leeeeeaaaann
Sorry Fat but my wife said no 
Leaning heavily on Hunter is crazy for the POTUS. This is some Game Of Thrones level of βonly trust familyβ.
Real uncle junior energy
Imagine if every four years Britain had a contest to see who gets to live in Buckingham palace.
That's us, that's our stupid fucking constitution.
I'm voting for Hunter in any case
Who else is he going to ask for advice? Hillary ?