no hot couch experience is complete without them
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Microwaved to perfection
Oven or air fryer I will die on this hill
Mushy pizza roll eating mf
I was thinking of the chapo hot couch guy segment where they joked about how hot couch guys love to cook meat in the microwave
I agree though, microwave is the inferior method for cooking pizza rolls. Air fryer gang for life
email me on this hex bear forum zone and i'll send you a totinos pizza roll in the mail
Okay
Bourgeois
I keep them in my Totino's backpack.
Indoor only
i think i'm making them in the microwave wrong cuz they always end up kind of chewy. next time i'm gonna try pan-frying
Try air frying or baking. That's the common consensus as to the best way to cook these totinos
That do be what the microwave do
there are two things that are meant to be microwaved that I like: sack refried beans and sack lentils, totinos don't even make the list
We can't be friends anymore
understood, have a nice day 
Kidding. You know I am bro
People make Torino's in the microwave??
i like to cook them in the oven (get outta here with the microwave you fucking fiends) and squeeze/scrape all the nasty pepperoni/fake marinara out of them and eat just the pizza roll skins.
Depends on how high I am
i don't eat anything that comes out of a box or a bag
Death to America
True leftists only consume nutrients from bottles or intravenous injection
Have birth junk food.
Totino's Party Pizza is the official pizza of the Pizza Vanguard Party. It's right there in the name.
My roommate once convinced me to microwave one...
I don't eat those anymore
Did you use a paper towel or just raw dogged it in the microwave?
oh I doubt I used a towel
The roommate: 
Rollin' around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta VISIT TOTINOS 
I understand there's a guy who will mail you pizza rolls if you leave a comment in his webzone. Personally I'm not a fan.
Now that I live in New York I interject into every pizza discussion that pizza rolls started in Minnesota. It's one of my favorite snarky quips to bust out at the bar. The sarcastic folks love it, but every once in a while I get a rise out of someone.
I love 'em, though I've discovered I like the Meijer brand ones even more. Their generic game goes kinda hard.
They were created as a CIA operation to terrorize the local Italian-American population into submission. They were used to mentally assault and bully Italian working people within the USA to make them comply to the will of the state.
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