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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Says the owl quite literally covered in dirt smuglord

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Who smelt it dealt it

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

To be funky, to have the most absolutely nasty grooves, sick rhythms, the stankiest bass lines, one must not only feel and play the funk, you must be one with the funk. Body odor is no exception.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Got poop on me kitty-birthday-sad

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I don't shower

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

I put ketchup on my hot dogs.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Beanis addiction

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I was touch-grass and working on a test project for employment.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

Hard to get the undercarriage.

[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I don't, I just came back from a visit to your place.

Why does your house smell so bad 🤢?

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago
[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

That’s ageist.

[–] FailedAtAdulting@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I spilled juice all over myself i-spil-my-jice