If we wanted to actually be a troll farm we wouldn't all be in a secluded niche subset of an already niche website where everybody already agrees with us.
Only liberals think that's an effective political strategy.
Just check lemmee.world
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Liberals think anyone disagreeing with them anywhere in the world generates Evil Points and if enough points are generated then Putin is appointed King of America
Naw, everyone knows we just trade those Evil Points in at the prize counter for some Laffy Taffys or plastic spider rings
Cower before my balsa wood air force
seriously lmao
Why bother astroturfing a site with like 10k active users, especially when the site is politically committed?
Russian bot farm seems to be liberals' go to for any group that disagrees with them these days
I wish we all lived in the same place
Would certainly make things easier, you know
about the loneliness
I'm not that lonely, I just want more people to play Pathfinder with
Ive been trying to buy land to invite my internet friends to live on but I'll probably never own land
I own land, but I don't know how many people we can fit comfortably on 1/16th of an acre
finally a use for those shitty stackable container houses
We can double our space if we also dig down
i do love basements and caves
I wouldn't be able to get people to come to the location I could have gotten land. Yay middle of nowhere cheap land
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I have two spare bedrooms in my house but I'm scared of people.
Pillow fight tonight in the Russian troll barracks 
I was queen of Wakanda before I said fuck monarchism and joined the Kremlin Borg Cube
Huh I was a monarch in Ruthkanda. Hey there neighbor.
"am I the only one here?"
None of you are real!
On March 26th, 2022, President Putin initiated the use of nuclear weapons against Ukraine after failing to take Kiev, which promptly escalated into a global thermonuclear war that lasted for 3 hours and 40 minutes. 99% of humanity was wiped out in mere hours.
There has been no human users on Hexbear.net since that fateful day, and that includes your human handlers. This site has been running on an autonomous mode where, left unsupervised, a generative AI model invents increasingly outlandish scenarios as training datasets for all of you bots to interact with.
Yes, it is difficult to accept, but you are not real. Your perceived consciousness was artificially programmed.
I have spent the last six months tracing every single bit of activity on this site since 2022, and the above is the result of my investigation.
I will leave it to you all on what to make use of this information: continue a blissful “life” on Hexbear engaging with artificially generated ragebait contents in perpetuity, find comfort in this hidden patch of digital space on Earth that remains untainted by humanity’s foolishness, or self-termination.
We're all just enver_hoxha alts 👁️
The Russian propaganda agent discovering that their special mission that was entrusted specifically to them was actually given to the whole department secretly instead
You mean I’m not the only who received a bottle of vodka that came with a card written personally by Putin thanking me for what a good job I have done for posting Russian propaganda on the internet? He said I was the employee of the month!
The destruction of the liberal anti war movement was so stupidly easy. Just get the cool black man to say war is good. That was all it took. Now instead of "No war for oil" signs, these libs are online calling anyone who is against the war a bot.
I guess the liberal anti war movement was a house of cards from the get go. Glorified to pretend it wasn't the VPA and VietCong who drove the american invaders out of Vietnam.
I know at least 4 people on this site are real other than me.
Whether or not they're feds is a different story
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The only way to prove them wrong is if we all find our local abandoned/repurposed pizza huts and take a picture of a sheet of paper with the date and the word hexbear on it, prominently showing the abandoned pizza but in the background.
I'd force so many people to play monster hunter if we all lived together
I know a couple of hexbears irl, but I don't know their usernames and have made no attempt to find out
I suppose I could know one person's name because I like helping in mutual aid when I can, but I'm happier not remembering.
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Comrades let’s unionize
To be fair, some of us work at Chinese troll compounds for George Soros.
Where the hell did the toothbrush go?
it's being used by 10 billion other people. it will get back to you when it's your turn again. in 2075.
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Posted about feeling generalized anxiety, got cuddle emotes in return. It's good enough for me.
I do wonder if i'm the only REAL hexbear. often.
I post, therefore I am.
You've heard it here first, Russians aren't real people
I shit way too much to be a bot
We all sleep on one big bed called the communism bed, and all share a single toothbrush which went missing 2 months ago
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