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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Funniest? Taylor Swift. make her subsequent album all in Maoist Standard English

But you pretty much have to actually use it on Putin right

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a perfect answer, really. Doing it on anyone currently in power in the US would just toss aside their power, that's not how the US can be used. Swift would be hilarious.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like Putin would definitely get couped by capital if he woke up and started nationalizing everything

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His party really only has himself as the head, the Communist Party is the second most popular (even if it's less radical than the name would have you believe). A joint Communist-beamed Putin and Communist Party alliance would definitely be pushed back against by the domestic bourgeoisie, but the basis for Soviet nostalgia is strong enough in the public.

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Medvedev is the de jure head of United Russia right now. I could easily see capital killing Putin and replacing him with Medvedev in that situation. He's not popular but he doesn't need to be in a dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. Plus he's easily bought which is nice.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

it's OK I'll set the ray to Xi Jinping Thought

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Line up the leaders of Russia and India and hope this gun has enough overpenetration

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Seeing libs go full McCarthy as comrade trump outlaws landlords

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What does the brain laser do?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Whatever is funniest

[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'd need two friends, but the Walton family. Walmart is the largest employer in the US and the Walton's have a 50% share so they could distribute the shares to the employees who would not only get the value of their labor but also block any decisions against their interests.

[–] Titou@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

This look like a Fallout76 weapon.

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

That is very beautiful

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Fire it at Biden just to hear it say "brain is too damaged."