Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I've been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We told you the milk was metaphorical.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

We are all made of star jizz.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Finally this makes sense:

NSFW

guy cuming with the force of thousand suns meme

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

It's Milfy Way, sometimes affectionately called Milfky Way.

She has hot flaming balls & a supermassive black hole, imho can't really ask for more.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's old data, there's been a correction.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The sun is hot, the sun is not a place that you can live.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Solaire, you idiot, why do you know all that & are looking for it in a black hole??

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't wait to see follow ups on this! Thanks for sharing!

[–] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago

If some bot reacts to this comment, you'll make the developer very unhappy.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 year ago

I meant further research, but I hear you! See you then!

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I hope a galaxy hits my house, so I can get out of work.

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Keck Cosmic Web Imager

Kek

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

reaching out

touching me

touching you

SWEET CAROLINE ANDROMEDA

~~Edit: no Bostonians here, I see :/~~

E2: wicked fahkin’ pissah

[–] gzerod200@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BUM BUM BUM

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

There we go.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When we collide the chances of anything hitting anything else is quite small.

If we scaled down the universe so that our sun was 1mm in diameter then our next closest star would be about ~~17km~~ 18 mi away (earth would be about 4.25 inches away) . Galaxies are so empty they would just sling stars around when they merge/collide.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mooomm! He's touching me!

science

SWEET ~~CAROLINE~~ ANDROMEDA

SWEET CAROLINE ANDROMEDA