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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Before MapQuest, you'd carry around a six county atlas, and a state map. If you had to go somewhere outside the metro area, you'd use the state map to get to the city, then stop at the first gas station you saw there to look at their map on the wall, or ask to look at their phone book for the map in there.

Ew, people.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better yet, stop at the rest stop at the state border and pick up a free state map, which included insets of the large cities.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pro tip: Those maps are still there.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They never restock them though. Somehow they are always out. (At least for the last few years they have been)

However, you can use OSM offline pretty easily and if you want a physical map you can print it. (For those of us who want control)

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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We had those big red atlases (Atli?) with the glossy covers from over half the US states, and smaller maps for all the counties in Virginia, NC, SC, and about half of TN. Huge ass stack of em in both door panels, under each seat, and several on the back seat. My brother collected them whenever he could. I think he's still depressed he never finished his collection before giving up and finally getting a gps (only like 2 years before decent smart phone gps)

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Atli

I'm pretty sure the proper form is Atlapodes.

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Haha yeah. MapQuest. That's old school, you silly geezers. Let's get ya to bed.

Slowly folds up his road atlas hoping no one notices

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Rand McNally with all the folds

I still keep a state map stowed in the pocket behind the driver's seat. You know, just in case.

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[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh, I remember being excited to be the one to stay up in the passenger seat with the atlas overnight making callouts from the highlighted route. A child never felt so important, needed, and critical to the operation.

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

look at what they took from us

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sometimes, you just had to stop and find someone to ask for directions..."

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's honestly still a good answer. The locals know best

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait until you find out what people did before computers

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Had to make a stop at AAA to pick up an atlas before leaving for long road trips.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Although depending on where you are you could just memorize the route. A lot of the cross state travel is just a matter of getting on a highway and staying there for 10 hours. (At least in the US)

[–] prof 15 points 1 year ago

I remember navigating for my dad as a kid using a physical street map. It was a great feeling tracking your position on the map and telling the driver what turn to make next.

But nothing beats the convenience of having a small rectangle that automatically calculates routes for you, especially when travelling alone.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i used to have to buy printed maps from the magazine racks at the grocery stores back in the 80s

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And you had to figure out how to fold those.

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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oohhhh I forgot about those!!!

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

i have a shoe box full of them. every time i think about throwing them out, i can't. some of them are the nice laminated ones!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even that was a massive technological improvement from the days prior, when you had to buy an entire book of your city, or part of the city if you lived in a large city, and then plot your own course, and write directions down, or follow a tiny map in the book as you drove.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I remember the first time I used MapQuest and I was absolutely amazed that it could just figure out the route automatically.

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rand McNally has just entered the chat

[–] vividspecter@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

In Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people!

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

AAA did the same thing. Yellow highlighter marked the route.

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I used AAA Trip-Tik or whatever it was called, a couple of times driving cross country. Worked pretty well, actually.

[–] whygohomie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Pages? Like a static display made from dead trees?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Thomas Guide in the city, AAA Trip-Tik for road trips.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Oh that’s nothing. Before then we had to commit landmarks to memory and just call back on it as you’re driving.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My grandmother still does this for some gods forsaken reason and somehow is worse at it than me. Mind you ive been having to track down adresses for work for about 3 years now but c'mon.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I went camping with my family last week somewhere with no signal. I got there fine, but when it was time to leave I had to just follow roads a general direction until I got signal again (and backtrack the hour I went the opposite way).

I had downloaded an offline map on Google maps but it just wasn't working. Wish I had printed it!

[–] dodos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I am astounded people managed to drive around Japan without gps. The signage is awful here. Even with gps it can be a struggle at times.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone ought to try driving somewhere they haven't been before without bringing gps or even printed maps.

Look at a country/state map to get an idea of the general direction beforehand, but then otherwise just drive there and follow the signs as you get closer.

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[–] detective__mcnulty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great Mapquest story: my two friends and I were driving from Gainesville Fl to Tuscaloosa, Al to visit another friend in college. I was in charge of the ‘quest, and we had the directions set on when to light the 6 blunts we rolled for the drive (aligned with the longest periods without having to turn, 70+ miles on the highway, etc).

Well, I missed the 0.2mi immediate exit before the 125mi straightaway and lit that next blunt. Long story short, we went like a hundred miles in the wrong direction because I told him we were good for a couple of hours.

My B

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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I miss the days of Microsoft AutoRoute. No internet connection needed - but you were stuck with the map and routes present in the release version that was on the CD.

Printing was optional and encouraged!

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[–] Jeanschyso@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We didn't have a printer so we wrote down the instructions and memorized them as much as possible because we understood that not paying attention to the road would get someone killed.

The same people can't get their fucking eyes off their cellphone now.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ripped map pages out of the phone book

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The short time after smartphones but before free EU roaming was the prime days of offline map apps that you specifically downloaded for each city

It was pretty great. Tried to have me drive through a city park lake once to get to a movie theater I hadn't been to before. A+

You had to do it with google maps too before smartphones existed!

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I'd just use good old maps. Had a provincial one in my car plus a few city maps. Actually still have them there just in case I need to fall back.

Hell, I even delivered pizza in a city I lived in for a while but wasn't very familiar with. Most deliveries involved looking for the street name in the index and getting grid coordinates to find it on the map on the wall of the place I worked, which I then related back to a street I knew how to get to and I memorized the last part to get to the side street I'd never heard of before that.

Only reason I started using Waze was after getting my last speeding ticket and deciding it was time to get that app I'd read about where police traps were crowd sourced. I like still having that general sense of direction so that following the suggested route is optional for getting to be final destination (though it does also help having a map to be able to check what side streets are connected).

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And the scaling was fucked all to hell.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ViaMichelin!

Then offline GPS, I had Navigon installed on a Windows Mobile PDA with a Sirfstar3 receiver. It gave terrible directions.

i know a guy who still does this. mapquest->print ... hes not even that old.. just dumb as a brick.

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