The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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The true crime was the lie
Nope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.
That's just more lies
Indeed, the other items were in the car, along with the bag.
When officers... searched the car and discovered cash, a loaded revolver, scales — and a bag that had “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” printed on it, with drugs inside...
There were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.
Inconceivable
You keep using that word...
At least if you're gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it
All warfare is deception
I think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.
"I have a great idea"
...but the bag said!
Damm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.
Fuck the police.
Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?