He's a vegetarian.
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What if he's vegan?
He finally found out what happened with his missing pet parrot.
What's the clip's source? It's hilarious out of context
It's from The Twilight Zone though I'm not sure which episode.
Shadow Play, season 2 episode 26.
dude was obviously expecting to find someone's head in the oven
Damn, that guy's really bad at making sourdough
They are cavemen pretending to be in the future where there are machines that can cook for you
A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.
Instead, he found a turkey.
Silly, but sitcom silly:
All week, Hank had been receiving hints from his wife that he was going to get “the roast of his life”. Finally, at the end of the week, he’s attending a community gala with all their neighbors and friends. Hank, worried that all his darkest secrets are going to be exposed, decides to take the chance to get ahead of his wife’s belittling, and takes the stage to mock her for her terrible spending habits and overpoweringly obnoxious perfume.
His wife, mortified, leaves the room in tears and the room turns against him; but he simply deflects the hecklers by stating she was going to do the same to him - that she’d give him the roast of his life. Finally, he gets an inkling of what he’s done wrong. While his wife goes out for drinks with her friends to console her, he and his friend rush to his home. There, this scene plays.
Hank is vegan but doesn't want to tell his partner Steve.
"This is where I keep the most depraved pornography and now it's been sullied by food!"
"My roast ham is ruined!" "What if you substitute fast food instead of the ham" "Delightfully devlish philmor“
2 men enter the realm of their women
He forgot that you sanitize silicone adult toys in the Dishwasher, and realized he put them in the oven. He rushed to get them out and... found a roast. :confusion:
That's a roast
That's clearly a turkey.
Hank knew he could only hide his urges for so long... that roast was gonna get fucked.
Expecting the fabrege egg to be hidden where he left it in the oven, hank looks upon the torso of one of his children instead.
It's a chicken.