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It's bent out of shape; you need to install flatpak

Ctrl + Z

/sfc scannow

Have you tried turning it off and turning it on again?

put it in rice overnight

Could not recreate issue.

Closing ticket.

Its just compressed.

Tar -xzv

It's HP... No hope.

Oh, and it's a tad bent.

Install debian it runs on even the lowest resources

Have you tried putting it in rice?

Sell to art museum and buy a new one for the money

That new Tesla Cyber Laptop looks difficult to use.

Cosmetic damage, no lowballers, $1000 firm, I know what I have!

Have you tried ironing out the wrinkles?

Try some WD-40

Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

You’ll need a DeLorean and some plutonium.

I've seen Linux fix worse cases.

Ever try mint?

You gotta download more ram. I'll fetch you a link... brb

Patent that shape. Call it ergo 2 electric boogaloo, buy a non ergo 2 model

I was issued an Elitebook for work. This is truly the best case scenario

Iron, no steam.

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

Partial updating is not supported. Please reinstall Arch.

• Try to sell it as art

• Make a shitton of cash

• Buy a new laptop and still have a shitton of cash

(maybe remove SSDs and HDDs before step 1 if those are still in tact and depending on what kind of information was stored on the device)

Just grab a mallet amd hammer it flat again

fdisk

remove snapd

Well, first, you want to get a hammer. Make sure you're comfortable with the weight, you're gonna be doing a lot of swinging.

Next, you'll want this hunk of metal called a dolly.

Now, if you're someone without experience in a body shop, I'd recommend searching "Dolly dent removal methods", watch some tutorials.

If you're familiar already, you know what comes next. Decide if you're going on or off, and beat the shit out of it until the dents come out.

A little distilled white vinegar, a lint-free cloth, and some elbow grease.

That’s what you get for not upgrading to 11

Just wipe it down with a damp cloth (not dripping, just damp). It'll be as good as new.

I don't know, what's wrong with it?

if it boots up, ram, storage, video adapter, cpu, and usb slot is intact then propably yes

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