this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Fester@lemm.ee 43 points 1 year ago

Thank-you?

You.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 14 points 1 year ago

Is there any language in which a definite article on its own is a perfectly valid sentence or phrase?

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More likely poorly written in the original language, then passed through Google Translate or other automated translator.

I could have sworn this went through Google translate four or five times.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Otis, when the safety brakes failed.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Temba, his arms wide.

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this post erased all my previous English knowledge.

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] leds@feddit.dk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

It implies we are definitely thanking someone, but not so sure if that someone is you. No, it is you, I am sure now.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

Is this a poem? Dadaist or something?

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

Your welcome

[–] agrantgreen@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

The more you read the worse it gets

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it bad I kinda understood that? Except the bellybutton part.

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

no but i do smell toast

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I have been enlightened.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 1 year ago

Please fully open half, thank you? You.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 8 points 1 year ago

The intention was there, just not the structure.

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like a speech by Charlie Kelly

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is far too coherent to be Charlie.

[–] nothing@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh well I'm sure he dictated it. It's not crayon drawings.

Sharpie. Cheeto in chief uses sharpies.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kind of short shifted into Yoda there.

[–] Lacanoodle@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This has community top post potential and as the current holder of the title. It strikes fear in me

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is clearly a Sunny reference

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe they should stop having Charlie write the notices.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My friend is an ESL teacher. I sent this to her and said it's probably the most cruel thing she can post in her classroom