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[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago (13 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 82 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm genuinely impressed you located a thumbnail for this response so quickly.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

I want a torrent of all your memes. That's got to be quite the collection.

[–] AustralianSimon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

There is a site like Franiac - https://www.penskefile.com/

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone's clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It's been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they're living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

:p

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[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm pooping naked as we speak

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

Nope, wearing flip flops

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

He fighting for his life

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

He's thinking.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 16 points 10 months ago

I assume this is in the locker room at the gym and he is about to take a shower

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Hey we've all had those days

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I want you all to round up the people who make these decisions and bring them to my sex dungeon. I'll take care of this.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mango@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, gotta fund raise for the sex dungeon I lied about.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

Let me know when the Kickstarter is ready I think you've got a solid business idea

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The wall decor with what appears to say 'Your Time to Relax' with some sort of illuminati eyeball in the corner really brings it all together.

[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it's one of those shits. LOL

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That left picture feels like modern art. Like an anti- "Thinking Man" with a cellphone. Add in the "Your Time Relax", and it's perfect

Edit: Where do they put their cellphone when they wipe?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Incredible. Doesn't seem real because it's such a dumb concept

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure it looked great in the architect's pitch.

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm sure the architect just has a fetish.

Edit: In fact, I'm convinced that dude is the architect himself!

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

This is abhorrent

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago

Name and shame

[–] xep@fedia.io 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Whoever made or ordered this probably loves frosted glass effects in UI too.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I bet they used Windows Vista and unironically loved it.

[–] cumtownenjoyer@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vista was beautiful, or were you thinking of the bugs?

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Hey, frutiger aero was awesome and a dream of the future we were sold and failed to materialize in our lifetimes

[–] _____@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I remember when clothing stores would use these (they go opaque when electrically charged)

I hated everything about it

[–] joker125@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

This shit hot lmao....

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've stayed in hotel rooms like this. In some circles it appears to be a thing.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I mean hotel rooms where the bathroom has a clear or somewhat translucent wall to the rest of the room, and sometimes no door.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Helps discourage room sharing which in turn bumps up average revenue per customer

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