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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22744169

Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 90 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So no more releasing CO2 or CH4 (chemicals) into the atmosphere then?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish! They worded it such that the burning of fossil fuels and other things leading to the eradication of humanity through climate change are exempt 😮‍💨

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But we know for sure that these chemicals are modifying the weather!

I guess, crazy people just need to shout at clouds sometimes.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows it only counts if it takes 2 hours to modify the weather. Anything over that is simply God's will

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel SO sorry for the few sane rational people in Florida some times.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Dave Barry? But he’s hilarious!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Come on now… there are tens of them.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

The same people who think humans can't alter the climate also claim that the government is controlling the weather.

[–] waggz@programming.dev 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The airlines should immediately halt service to the entire state if this goes in to effect. Why waste the time and money defending yourself against these conspiracies.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

the injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight is prohibited.

it doesn't affect them.

It's stupid as fuck but is slightly saved by being worded as to be utterly and completely toothless.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Prohibit "weather modification".

So are they banning Sharpies?

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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

And again I'm grateful that I'm not from the US. I know dumb people are everywhere but you clearly have loudest.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, a plane that dumps water onto a fire is dispersing a chemical (water) with the express purpose of controlling the temperature. So firefighting planes would be illegal under this bill.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure is a good thing that florida doesn't have forest fires... RIGHT?

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, they rake their forests

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Fun" fact, "chemtrails" were used in the Soviet Union in 86' right after the Chernobyl disaster to stop a radioactive cloud going to Moscow. They dumped a shitload of dry ice to make it rain. It rained over small villages which caused people there to get radiation sickness.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun "fact," this was the inspiration for Prince's Purple Rain.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

That's the most "fun" fact I heard in a long time

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I feel sorry for all the entrepreneurs and employees in the chemtrail industry.

Imagine that you're flying a chemtrailer and then a wild $10000 fee appears out of nowhere, and there's a shark. Are you going to choose the shark? Nobody would. I guess a fine of $1000 is just the cost of doing chemtrail business now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm trying to make gay frogs."

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know what chems you've been huffing, but they seem fun, so please share some 😄

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Puff Puff Pass!

I'm after you

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

"Pass the dutchie on the left hand side" isn't just a Tim Hortons slogan

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine every commercial jet that leaves a contrail now having to go to court.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"911, what is your emergency?"

"THERE IS A PLANE IN THE SKY SPREADING CHEMICALS OVER MY HOUSE"

[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this affect Jewish space lasers at all? Asking for a friend

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, but not other faiths' space lasers, I heard the rastafarian space laser is totally dope

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And here am I remebering the last hurricane devastating Florida, thinking: "You probably need some weather manipulation more then others..."

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[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

The bill was filed on November 20 by Garcia, a Republican

Was anyone really unsure of her party affiliation by this point in the article?

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

So shut down all coal and gas power plants.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

wow I didn't expect this to pass before the anti-Sasquatch legislation did but here we are

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

People can't afford home insurance, seniors are being driven from their condos but let's focus on a law addressing conspiracy theories. Next up, a law protecting big foot.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Nothing else to do at work but this. Must be nice.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Does this prohibit people from shooting at the clouds to scare them away?

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The "Weather Modification Activities" bill sets out that "the injection, release, or dispersion, by any means, of a chemical, a chemical compound, a substance, or an apparatus into the atmosphere within the borders of this state for the express purpose of affecting the temperature, the weather, or the intensity of sunlight is prohibited."

So, taking it at the closely-adjacent letter like how Repub trash interprets everything, all industry in the entire state must cease, including power generation.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, it says "express purpose" meaning that my doomsday machine is legal because it's purpose is to... Uhh... Make snow cones! The earthquakes and volcanoes are just a side effect.

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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Wait till the Samsquantch hears about this

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, that's fine. No one is doing that anyway, so it won't affect anything. It's like banning post-birth abortion.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope it passes so everyone flying a jet plane over Florida that leaves a contrail or agricultural spraying has to go to court to get the fine dismissed.

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