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Auctioneers pull (slrpnk.net)
submitted 5 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

one of those people who talk real fast at auctions

I mean, "auctioneer" is a word, and much quicker to type

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Not as funny sounding though.

[–] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What about the announcers at the horse track?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 months ago

I mean, if it's a photo finish and I win by a nose, I'm happy.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How bout the Micro Machines guy?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Dude could pull.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mmm, it’s not the real thing.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 1 points 5 months ago

Our balls can not withdraw his power

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you ever seen a competitive rubiks cube competition? What about OSU?

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can you solve a Rubik's cube with your tongue though?

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

probably yes actually, I have a little 2 inch one thats made to be a keychain. It would take me forever though

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Learn to do it reliably and you got the best party trick ever. You'll never not get laid if you pop a Rubik's cube in your mouth and spit it out solved 10 seconds later.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

There's no slim pickins for Jim Dickens.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep! Huh give me, 4, 4 sombody give me 5, 5