I know people have spent longer on the ISS but at some point, I’d come back in a Home Depot bucket wearing a spacesuit with some scuba gear.

And for those who want to argue about the heat shielding on a Home Depot bucket, I’d be responsible about it. I’d glue all kinds of shit to it. Steal a parachute from the Roscosmos side. I’d be fine.

“You’d land in the Indian Ocean."

This isn’t rocket science. It’s the opposite. I’ll land where I want. I’d aim for your mom’s house and land in her bedroom. Injuries would include a crushed pelvis and not from the fall. That’s just what happens when I visit your mom.

Holy shit; planned to spend 10 days, stuck there for almost a year... (if they finally manage this schedule)

"For the love of god don't cut that corner or some one will die"
-Man who shot himself in the back of the head twice.

fwiw, they both may never go back to space again so their time in space has been extended much beyond what they thought they could do and have repeatedly said they are trying to make the most of it. The real problem is just the scheduling bumps and resource allocations.

Modern day Gilligan’s Island reboot time.

That will teach them to fly Boeing.

Looks like the fear of a Boeing suicide ain't bringing the morale as much as needed to execute this.

Another example of US corporate culture yielding yuge results. Epic.

What if this whole thing was a ruse and they're keeping them up there because they know they're dangerous aliens wearing human skin?

But if they realise that we know this they'll send a signal to their mother ship and kill us all.

So we're holding them up there while we come up with a plan...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful trip

That started from this tropic port

Aboard this tiny ship...

Those poor bastards.

I wonder how much money they are getting paid while stuck, I'd imagine it's gotta be pretty significant.