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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah uh, that wasn't a good anti smoking ad.

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 26 points 5 months ago

That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

[–] Femcowboy@lemm.ee 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The frog and the chimp go so hard

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They got that 15 degree fag

The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 45 points 5 months ago

On the ape it looks cool, though.

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I've ever seen.

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[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Just look at these losers.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 months ago

Fuck I want a cigarette now.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

[–] thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz 36 points 5 months ago

Guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shiiit now I've got to take up smoking again. Just when I've been clean for 25 years.

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[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

It's not great. I've way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

That chicken looks like it's in a gangster movie.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

The frog and the chimp are iconic

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn't argue

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[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don't look 'good' are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks 'cool' to me.

[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don't

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

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[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 12 points 5 months ago

The frog looks cool af

[–] simple@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Smoking chicken here

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

I am absolutely the bunny. Because I'm moisturized and just had my hair done, but I'm also completely done.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 5 months ago

In fairness that chimp looks pretty bad-ass.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Is it really that excellent? Big "how do you do fellow kids" energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a cult classic gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. Call it "The primal inside me" or something, get that triple entendre going for it.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.

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[–] Deway@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I stopped smoking almost 7 years ago. This ad makes me regret it.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone pick the cool ones and make them into an album cover for some 80's rock band.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Weirdest DND alignment chart.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 14 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The duck looks like it's about to tell me this amazing financial opportunity that came across his desk this morning.

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

That frog (toad?) makes me want to smoke right now.

[–] Buffalobuffalo@reddthat.com 12 points 5 months ago

I am not sure if it is a good campaign. I don’t smoke but this makes smoking look cooler than most of the old smoking ads I have seen.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The chimp is Hemingway ~~drinking~~ dreaming up his next masterpiece

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I am envious of that Chimp

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[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I dunno, that bunny looks pretty boss.

[–] rainy@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

one of my teachers in HS had a variation of this on his classroom wall, the chimp always looked so chill

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago (6 children)
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[–] RedIce25@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I just don't understand how people accept smelling like absolute shit all day. idk if they think they stop smelling the moment they litter the street with their cigarette butts but that shit stays on you for the rest of the day and when you walk around you smell how an ashtray must taste. disgusting.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 months ago

My grandmother was always a smoker. The smell reminded me of her and her home more than anything gross.

Also the smoke does make the ability to taste and smell significantly worse.

That being said I finally kicked the habit 4 years ago.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 5 months ago

The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 months ago

Those dogs playing poker in that well known painting looked pretty cool.

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