I have a strong sense of morality
lists "white" as a reason he "deserves" a gf
Can children please be taught that women are human beings and not objects
this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2023
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Referring to his hypothetical children as "offspring" is what tipped me off.
He seems to look at it from a purely animal perspective
White was the first thing he said to boot. Those morals are working overtime
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> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don't like him
Where do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
A relationship is not a job or product, you don't get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don't have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
It significantly at least improves your chances of being a girlfriend. At least going by user statistics
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A 13cm diameter peepee is quite... dangerous.
I can only go as far as 6-7cm anally.
Not with that attitude
Its easier for people to have a tailor tape for measuring rather that a caliper, so I think 13 might be the girth.
13÷π = ~4.13cm diameter (excluding major irregularities)
Also the calipers were cold and caused unfavourable shrinkage.
It's probably meant to be circumference which would be about 4.1 cm in diameter, which is above average but not humongous.
Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
Some refrigerators are white
A new fridge is young and “healthy”
A fridge can be over 6 feet tall
You can attach a suction cup dildo, or any sex toy you choose, to a fridge
Although fridges are completely neutral when it comes to honor and morality, I suspect they have a more tolerable personality
Refrigerators are available in many styles. You can pick one that you find “handsome”, or just tape a poster to it.
In a pinch, you can hide inside a refrigerator for protection
Refrigerators excel at providing resources. As for “coverture”, I’m still not completely sure what it is (even after looking it up) but it sounds like an outdated kind of marriage arrangement. That’s not something a refrigerator can provide, but I’m not sure someone would want it anyway.
Refrigerators have no stance when it comes to children, but since time out of mind, they have been encouraging the creativity of children by proudly displaying their artwork. The value of OPs influence on children is… questionable.
Most refrigerators cannot cook, and none can do the prep work. This is the only clear win for OP.
Most refrigerators can float if you tie the door shut. You may have to remove the compressor, though, because those things are heavy.
Refrigerators will silently watch any show you choose, or no shows at all. Same goes for music.
Weight ? 200kg
Assuming the greentext is telling the truth this guy would be so muscular...
strong sense of morality
strong sense of honor
legitimately worried about "predators" in 2023 (definitely no problematic implications with that phrasing)
feels entitled to the love of a person he's never met
ok
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Weight suspiciously missing.. wonder why
Job suspiciously missing.. wonder why
Having an ISO B6 paper size of dick sounds like it's more trouble than it's worth.
Wtf is a 7x5 peepee?
A soup can.
Probably length x girth, but that manchild is also probably lying because it's 4chins
It’s 7 5inch peepees
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Wtf does having a strong sense of honor have to do with anything? Sounds kinda like you're insecure.
It influences the good taste in anime. It also ensures he only uses his massive schlong when it's truly called for, and never for evil purposes.
Why would some points be written here. This looks like a wannabe-knight
Not to mention "I'm white" as the first point of "positives"
This already implies problems with his personality that he views himself as superior for that.
PROBABLY part of why he repells women.
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Dick like a standard photo print.
It is the last one that ruins it.
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