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[–] kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 77 points 11 months ago

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

You were warned.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

Upvote for the warning

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 11 months ago

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

[–] Odelay42@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn 🤤) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is that pizza kosher at least?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

[–] vala@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

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