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    [–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 227 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

    Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

    [–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

    I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

    Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

    [–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

    If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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    [–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 4 months ago

    They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.

    [–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    They actually have an oracle cloud too. It's used by some companies... And it's awful.

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    [–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 114 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] Gork@lemm.ee 95 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

    [–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

    [–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

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    [–] Itsamelemmy@lemmy.zip 87 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90's

    If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck, it'll be a vacuum cleaner.

    [–] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 4 months ago

    Your dad is a great dadjoker!

    [–] besmtt@lemmy.world 74 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] droans@midwest.social 66 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

    [–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    https://builder.dontvacuum.me/

    This website is great xD

    Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.

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    [–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 4 months ago
    [–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    the one you, the reader, uses

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

    Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.

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    [–] logos@sh.itjust.works 51 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

    [–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 27 points 4 months ago

    Kali Linux. All the kids talk about it. All the kids want to be with it.

    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

    Hannah Montana Linux.

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    [–] firegem@lemm.ee 48 points 4 months ago

    I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

    [–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    ... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

    !It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

    [–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.

    [–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

    And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!

    [–] droans@midwest.social 7 points 4 months ago

    Also got GLaDOS on my Z10 Pro!

    Love Valetudo - it integrates so well with HA and is entirely local.

    [–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Actual: ChromeOS or Android

    Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

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    [–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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    [–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    There's people who pay for Linux!? 😭

    [–] Turret3857 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    But, like, is for support and stuff, no?

    [–] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    A lot of industries are semi-forced into it. Let me give you an example I know of first-hand. Modern SAP stacks support 3 operating systems. Windows Server, RHEL, and SuSE.

    You're probably thinking to yourself: "but rhel is just regular linux, surely you can install it on anything if you have the appropriate dependencies, I'll bet it even just works on rhel-compatibles like rocky, alma, or centos stream!"

    And you would be ~sort of~ right, but wrong in the most dystopian way possible. The installer itself does hardcoded checks for "compatible" operating systems, using /etc/os-release and a few other common system files. Spoofing those to rhel 8.5 or whatever is easy enough, but the one that really gets you is a dependency for compat-glibc-X.Y-ZZZZ.x86_64. This "glibc compatibility library" is conveniently only accessible via a super special redhat repository granted by a super special sap license (which is like ~$2,000/year/cpu). Looking at the redhat sources it is actually just a bog-standard semi-modern glibc compile with nothing special. The only other thing you get with this license as far as I can tell is another metapackage that installs dependencies, and makes a few kernel tweaks recommended by SAP.

    So you can install it on alma/rocky by impersonating rhel in /etc/os-release, and then compiling a version of glibc and linking it in a special hardcoded location, but SAP/Redhat put as many roadblocks in your way as possible to do this. It took me weeks of reverse-engineering the installer to get our farm off of the ~100k/yr that redhat wanted to charge us for essentially:

    ./configure --enable-bootstrap --enable-languages=c,c++,lto --prefix=/usr --mandir=/usr/share/man --infodir=/usr/share/info --with-bugurl=http://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla --enable-shared --enable-threads=posix --enable-checking=release --enable-multilib --with-system-zlib --enable-__cxa_atexit --disable-libunwind-exceptions --enable-gnu-unique-object --enable-linker-build-id --with-gcc-major-version-only --enable-plugin --with-linker-hash-style=gnu --enable-initfini-array --disable-libquadmath --disable-libsanitizer --disable-libvtv --disable-libgomp --disable-libitm --disable-libssp --disable-libatomic --disable-libcilkrts --without-isl --disable-libmpx --enable-gnu-indirect-function --with-tune=generic --with-arch_32=i686 --build=x86_64-redhat-linux
    Thread model: posix
    gcc version 9.1.1 20190605 (Red Hat 9.1.1-2) (GCC)
    

    definitely worth $100,000/yr... much capitalism, many line go up

    [–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Finally... I found it... Evil Linux...

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    [–] maniii@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    RHEL is subscription based. Not just support anymore. Also for product.

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    [–] frezik@midwest.social 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

    Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

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    [–] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 21 points 4 months ago

    Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] AlijahTheMediocre@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
    [–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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    [–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 months ago

    Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

    [–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 16 points 4 months ago

    Void

    Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

    [–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

    "I use Arch btw"

    [–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago

    Just use Windows, it has WSL

    [–] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

    I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

    Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

    Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

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    [–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    That Justin Bieber Linux?
    (The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

    [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Ironically it's probably Suckless.

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    [–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

    There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

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    [–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
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