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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 206 points 3 months ago (23 children)

This is what happens when we let conservatives have any sort of power in society

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 102 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Nervous laughing ..... as the police keep pounding at my door

Yeah, it's going to be hilarious to be fighting in WWIII while everyone tries to convince themselves that it isn't WWIII

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 86 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Hopefully it's just Civil War II and not WWIII. The rest of the world doesn't deserve to be dragged into our shit.

[–] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 55 points 3 months ago

Even if it was just contained to US soil we'd still call WWIII like we do with the World Series.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Whether it's because of us or fascism is just trending globally, the rest of the world is already thoroughly dragged into our shit. We're not the only ones having this fight, we're just the most-visible and possibly farthest-along outside of Russia, Turkmenistan, North Korea, etc.

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's Civil War 2: Electric AI killing machine-aloo

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

It will be WWIII either way. A US civil war would leave a massive power vacuum, and a whole bunch of candidates trying to fill it.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

It's a popular meme from this scene in Community.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Best episode of community: chaos theory

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"How many genders have you had to drink today, sir?"

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ordellrb@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This is a joke right,? right?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

padme closeup.png

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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Man that laughing nervously meme has been getting a LOT of mileage these days lol

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In my country you need to be accused of being a communist in order to be arrested. Well sometimes there were no accusations just arrests, but at least we were an official dictatorship.

Signed: anywhere in South America in the 80s. Thanks ~~Obama~~ McArthur

Epiphany: are climate scientists a tool of communist hoaxes? Dang, you're all getting arrested soon aren't y'all

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (5 children)

2 CH~3~​NO~2​~+O~2~​→2 CO+3H~2~​O+N~2~

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not balanced though

4 CH~3~NO~2~ + O~2~ → 4 CO + 6 H~2~O + 2 N~2~

also, why are we burning nitromethane?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

burning

Well thats one word for rapid decomposition.

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[–] Lilith_the_serpent@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Bad. All the bad. Going very very bad in America today. But hey... at least tomorrow will be a lot worse.

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