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[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Oh really?

Then let's accelerate climate change. I won't let those green fuckers win

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (6 children)

That's right! Besides food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, and beauty, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Medicine. A lot of plants are used in medicine as well. Asprin came from tree bark.

[–] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Okay. Food, clothing, housing, tools, weapons, erosion control, beauty, oxygen, and medicine. But other than that, what have the plants ever done for us?

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 4 months ago

Also oxygen..

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They literally just fucking sit there, I've seen Jumanji I know what they could do, they just choose not to

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[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's too slow. Take us to defcon one.

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm Jewish, so unfortunately, Kanye has already taken me to death con 5. But I'm not sure if those are related.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Actually Kanye took you to Death con 3, then admitted he chose the because he couldn’t remember if 5 or 1 was the worst one.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Won’t the extra CO2 just help the heartier plants (weeds) take over?

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 4 months ago (7 children)

The common, did we domesticate XYZ, or did XYZ domesticate us? Conundrum.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 4 points 4 months ago

Myc is the real death dinner monster. When everything dies, it'll be them that don't and then eat everyone else's of whatever's left.

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[–] CaptObvious@literature.cafe 11 points 4 months ago

Oof! Cool perspective

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 4 months ago

Yup, bury me in a burlap sack in a deciduous forest.

Why deciduous? Because fuck pine trees, that's why. I don't want to feed those assholes.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't fungus be more immediately interested in being among us?

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Dogsoftulkas@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This is my tune, not only biocentric, but also a very healthy dose of anti-anthropocentric. A species traitor, if you allow me to be as bold.

I really don't think that talk about humans being the god on earth, center of the universe, with a metaphysical excuse to exploit everything around us is doing wonders to our health nor long term survival... And obviously the "sapiens" of our epithet is only there because we gave it ourselves chef's kiss

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

It's also a very Buddhist outlook. Not because of anything specifically antihuman or pro ecology but simply because we as humans are part of a cycle that lives and dies. We don't have a say.

You could say our karma is that we will be too proud and be too exceptionalist and end it all earlier than expected because we couldn't come together and take care of the earth.

It sucks but the earth will go on for a few more billion years without us.

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Jokes on them, we’re going to put carbon into the atmosphere faster than they can process it raising the global temperature to the point of extinction

[–] esc27@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Cue music: "It's the circle of life"

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

This is why I don't eat edibles lol.

[–] General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Eukaryotes likely evolved during The Great Oxidation Event which saw oxygen levels rise to levels that were toxic to the Cyanobacteria (which use photosynthesis). We evolved to save them!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

And yet we're here for it:-)

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 4 months ago

We all give back in the end one way or another.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

I wanna fukken die, free my soul, the plants can have my body

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 4 months ago

Just the confused mark wahlberg gif from the happening

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

The primordial soup developed animal life to reproduce itself. We are all basically the reproductive stage for crap.

[–] TangoNoir@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

It's mutually beneficial gardening.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh yeah plants? Eat my ass!
Wipes ass with toilet paper

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

It's like a circle

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

I was going to sleep you know...

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