this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] RandomStickman@fedia.io 49 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So this is how Brexit is supposed to solve the immigrant crisis

[โ€“] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Modern problems, etc etc

[โ€“] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 12 points 4 months ago

why not ! the USA is doing it too !

[โ€“] Z3k3@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Impact of brexit. I swear you canny make this shit up.

[โ€“] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But people will still argue โ€žyouโ€™ve got to look at other factorsโ€œ โ€ฆ

[โ€“] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

โ€œPhotos of Norwichโ€, man what have they ever done?

[โ€“] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 15 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is Albania known for inbreeding?

[โ€“] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

no norwich is

[โ€“] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

A Noble tradition

[โ€“] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 22 points 4 months ago

Graffiti? oh no! the humanity! Also, I'm disappointed to learn that fly tipping doesn't have anything to do with flies.

[โ€“] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Illegal dumping of household bulk waste. Like, if you have an old fridge, you can just wheel it to a local park and leave it there.

Or a mattress to dispose of, you can carry it on your back like Obelisk in that comic, and dump it behind a half-built house.

[โ€“] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Trade waste too. Got 20 tons of rubble but donโ€™t want to pay the processing fees? Dump it on a farm somewhere.

[โ€“] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Or just dump it in the middle of a country road it seems

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Showcase the best of british cuisine. Just show Albanians this Buzzfeed article, then the government could call in genuine PR.

[โ€“] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding....all delicious.

And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

Utter bollocks!

[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

It's good food, looks horrible, just make them not visit to find out.

[โ€“] faercol@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

I also don't understand the hate on rice pudding. Most countries have a dessert like that.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Nope. Apart from haggis (which is excellent) and perhaps black pudding (the more expensive one) the rest of the food described in this article vary from "mildly unappetising" to "fucking awful".

[โ€“] flamingos@feddit.uk 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didn't think is was possible to hate squash. Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit, with the added benefit of being vegan.

[โ€“] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I didn't think is was possible to hate squash

I assure you it is possible. It is awful. Properly disgusting.

Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit,

You could as well try to eat sand which touched a chocolate residue left by a Mars bar on its wrap.

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Please tell me this is true. Wankers.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Borrowing from australian libs in 2016? Ooof

[โ€“] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mind you, it's a shithole for someone with Albania as a frame of reference.

It doesn't matter where you're from, no one needs to see Norwich