this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org 79 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

-Sanic

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago

Laid three eggs

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 73 points 4 months ago (3 children)

This took me about an hour

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 34 points 4 months ago

This raises a lot of questions reguarding the chicken & egg thing.

[–] Adm_Drummer@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Brilliant minds think alike.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

57 minutes between the post and your comment, your sense of time is very precise.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] squigglycunt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

a cumswallow you mean?

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 65 points 4 months ago
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 61 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

this ones my favorite. silly lil guy

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago
[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 4 months ago

A thing of beauty.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Omg a charlizard

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 41 points 4 months ago
[–] birbs@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 months ago

impressive. very nice. now duplicate the detail on its chest

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I sent this to my husband and a few of my friends and wanted to share their responses too

[–] birbs@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

The contrast in effort between the second and third image is perfect.

[–] CookieShovel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 4 months ago
[–] Chonk@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago
[–] Generalteetius01@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago
[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago

Chicken wearin pants

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 months ago
[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago
[–] owsei@programming.dev 21 points 4 months ago

Dashing lil guy

I wanted to give it a tophat, a watch and a cane.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago
[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)