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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

RESIGNATION IS DONE!

Catchya fucking later.

(I still have 4 weeks notice though lol)

Edit: the person I've been seeing is taking me out to dinner to celebrate. Absolute legend!

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

they actually want you to see out your notice?! Really?! I'd be politely pointing out that if a customer asks why your departing you wouldn't be comfortable lying. That should solve that problem fairly quickly!

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Dude the new manager still doesn't know what my job is exactly, or what it entails lol

He's asking me in my fucking resignation meeting about it 😂

And you're right. That's a good point. I'll bring it up in the stand up tomorrow morning.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

the owners must have noticed by now something is very wrong with how the company has been run

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yay!

Just don't burn down your bridges just incase. I've seen some weird times where it's come back to bite people.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Totally. I've been very professional and am preparing my handover notes over the coming weeks.

This whole thing is going to fuck over my favourite people at this place, so want to make it as easy as possible.

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[–] mysticgreg@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WOOOOO!!!!!

How'd they take it? It's probably all old hat for them by this point.

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think they thought I was bluffing.

And the new manager seemed to be on the back foot during the meeting.

He kept asking me a bunch of questions about what my job is lol

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He kept asking me a bunch of questions about what my job is lol

omg, that manager is just sooo incompetent

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago (9 children)

oh, and flailing kermit arms, I just signed the lease for the house by the beach 🙂 big exhale, it will be so nice there, like a holiday

and an easier and cleaner house to live in

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I got a slow blink from one of the strays!!!!

Well that's it, time to get the good gin out lol

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

My life has now peaked lol

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[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know I say this a lot, but I am so grateful for this space on the internet. Thanks y'all for being rad. Being able to celebrate, commiserate, rant, share, joke - I really appreciate it.

Hope everyone finds some light and joy in your day today.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Tonight's wave!

At a really fast shutter spd. you can see it's way less splashy than you think in person.. it is blobby!:

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

This reminds me of those gorgeous photos of a single drop falling into a glass of milk and the rebound energy makes a perfect coronet around the edge of the impact zone.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Aldi has a kind of crappy web site. I can't search their list of grocery products. I made apricot chicken but had to get the apricot nectar and french onion soup mix from Coles. I prefer to avoid colesworth where able.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

I wish they had home delivery, they would then get all my business.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Early lunch because NOTHING is functioning at work.

I soothe my angst with a crispy pork rice bowl

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago

Home. Deeply fried. I must stare mindlessly for a while

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 3 months ago (12 children)

I just had a dream about buying a new guitar.

Well, time to start saving lol

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Pretty bleah fieldwork out west with awful dust, and the woooorst traffic. I think I need to make sure I leave that part of town by 3pm so I'm not stuck tearing my hair out on the M1 (even paying a princely $7+ to go through the tunnel is aggravating)

I feel so mad. I'd treat myself to a pizza but I've already had a takeaway spinach roll for breakfast and a servo sanga for lunch. No more reckless spending, it's pasta with broccoli, celery, peas and vegan chorizo for dinner tonight (easy to make!)

Dishwasher people have contacted some service agent who's then supposed to get in touch with me in 2-3 days. I don't know how long I'll be without a dishwasher for. Still disproportionately frustrated about it.

Grateful at least for chilled coconut water to calm down with...

E: after a buttload of garlic, I am sated

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[–] Duenan@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Tax time. Cheating since the doggie isn't mine. Just outside my work.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

I was doing an annoying dance at Melbcat and I definitely think her vision is improving. Confusion… her head and eyes tracking movements… disappointment in her eyes… yeah she can see me! And from metres away.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Crawling round my engine bay, looks like I fixed the oil leaks like a god dam baller. I mean I tightened the three nuts with oil leaking around them - two in the rocker cover and one in the timing chain cover. But nonetheless oil leak stopped.

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Cleaning out the freezers today as it's bin night. There is.. a lot. Ol' girl had a habbit (when she/we did the shopping down here) of doubling down on shit that we already had. Also brings duplicates of stuff from melbs down and heaps end up in there

Now she's not shopping so it's time for the purge. Some of that shit would be 5+ yrs old. Difficult to know what's good / bad for a lot of it. Seems like a waste but relatively not too bad considering how long it's been.

Does anyone here keep an inventory of stuff in there? Tempted to do a spready (or 2) and slap it on doors to keep it tight. But it might be one of things where it could be an idea but will never work properly.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

No inventory but I clean out the freezer every six months by just not buying anything and using everything.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I fell asleep and was late with my antibiotics again. I’m going to try and get back on schedule.

Also BigW sells mandolins?!! $139 and $159. A few years ago on eBay there was nothing under the $300-400 mark.

But I haven’t even touched the ukulele that I settled on as a (much) cheaper compromise. Not past tuning it. I could try again but the beginner songs are really not to my taste and with how little energy I have I usually just give up. lies in bed like a log

Edit: Ok yeah Melbcat can see! She was looking for another treat and zeroed in on a (clean) piece of paper litter that she’d tracked. Had to stop her eating it. She wasn’t following a smell so she had to be able to see that something was there.

Edit 2: Ugh another sketchy person cutting through right past me. I’ve had a break from it being at night but the past two nights there’s been three. Being on guard does not make for good sleep.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ted is trying for second breakfast.

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Alfie was trying it on me this morning as well. He has such a shriek of a meow and is a fantastic liar.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Carefully packed by room type and labeled boxes have devolved into throwing random items into shopping bags. So many sneeze fucking dust bunnies!

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Catching up with someone from high school that I lost contact with, all because I messaged her happy birthday. I'm excited!

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

I have been looking at an area of Ballarat on streetview, and as well as being 15 years out of date it appears the car covered a large area with a leaf stuck to the camera. Not helpful, Google.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Melbcat was following with her head and eyes while I scrabbled my hand back and forth! Staring and locked on. She can definitely see from a few meters away now.

She’s getting grumpy because I’m tuning the ukulele and she hates the sound. I tuned it the usual way but might see if I can change it to D tuning just to know how.

(I wish I had the money and commitment for a different instrument but this is purely for occasionally messing around with before giving up again. This is the best option for my budget and space!)

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 3 months ago

Breakfast time for Ted. 🙂

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