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One ring to wed them all (lemmy.ca)

submitted 3 months ago by MattW03@lemmy.ca to c/lotrmemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

...and in the darkness bind them.

Kinky

[–] henfredemars 10 points 3 months ago

Friends forever.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

One does not gimply walk into Mordor.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wonder what the Ring wraiths do on their down time? Watch some rugby? Play snooker?

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Anything to fill that void

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

Rule over Angmar, mostly.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait... did it wed them by race, or did it wed the 9 men, the 7 dwarves, the 3 elves, and Sauron all together? Because unless I'm mistaken, Galadriel is the only woman amongst them, and I would not envy her.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The three elven rings were made after by a wannabe so by law they don't join the polycule anyway. So no Gandalf, Galadriel or Elrond. Or they make a thruple.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

I honestly didn't even know that. Thanks!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Year, Sauron didn't forge the elven ones, ... but also they weren't finger rings so women were excluded.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You may now kiss the brides.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

i want to see this comedy spinoff, just a bunch of old dudes on some beach trying to have a honeymoon together and failing miserably

[–] icedcoffee@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Big love

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Sauron & the elves knew that including stinky hobbitses into the marriage would never work.

Not sure why orcs didn't get any tho.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

This is me. And this is Stalin. We're married