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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 65 points 3 months ago

Also perfectly fine: No tie at all.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!

Those that wear ties are justified

For wearin the suit, you're the chosen white

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 months ago

Proper Tie Usage

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What if I'm not wearing pants?

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Down to your ankles

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Then you're automatically doing it right.

[–] Dashi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Then you are doing work from home right

[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Straight to jail

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago

you need the modesty tie on the left... probably sexy.

[–] perniciousanteater@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I use the tie to hide my balls

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 67 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait this is so funny

[–] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Couple of professional poor dressers.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart

[–] shani66@ani.social 21 points 3 months ago

If I'm wearing a leash i want it to be stylish and truthful, none of this corpo garbage

[–] whelk@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and not wear one at all

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I always heard the tip of the tie should be at your bellybutton, making the rightmost imagine correct.

There should definitely be a gap between your tie and pants, it looks super weird if not.

[–] thebigslime@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The tip should land inside your belt buckle's perimeter, as depicted.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

I agree, but desk slouch probably keeps this swapping between mid and right, sadly

[–] rock_hand@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ties suck. Abolish tie wearing.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why? What difference does any of them make.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

If we stuck to attacking Trump's awful policies and did not attack his appearance people might mistake us for adults and we can't have that. Orange lol amirite?