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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 4 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Slaps roof of car

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Trump is for sale.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for Trump to endorse Brawndo. Then we've gone full circle.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The joke wasn’t the energy drink but that the government was blatantly owned by a corporation to its own detriment. The joke is now a reality apparently.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you wear the included depends

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Autonomous Urethra

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

Laugh at those idiots.

[–] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Of course he does.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Presidents (present nor former) are not allowed to drive vehicles.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

On public highways. I remember they made a fairly big point of Dubya driving a pickup truck while visiting his ranch in Texas.

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