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Calzone filled with clams (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 months ago by TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this..gonna break someone's teeth

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Average AI recipe

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up

[–] noride@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

DELETE THIS

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

If this isn't against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Clamzone

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well... you'll certainly get your daily calcium from that.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Clamcium

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It's not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Why

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I wouldn't touch this

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

Absolutely abhorrent, bravo!!! 👏👏👏