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[–] ylph@lemmy.world 70 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Legend. We have the same shoes and socks. I'm not sexy enough for white pants though, i might need to create a language or two before I can do that.

[–] ylph@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It was the 90s.. rules were different then ! I still have my white pants deep in the closet somewhere.. they haven't seen the light of day in a while though :)

I worked at Bell Labs back when this photo was taken - my office pretty much looked exactly like this, chair, furniture, Sun SPARCStation on the floor...

Bjarne still rocks white pants sometimes to this day though ! And the same haircut - he really committed to the look :)

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There are only two kinds of haircuts: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody has.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Two CRT monitors. What a lad.

[–] Syltti@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

When a mother fucker has TWO CRTs, you know they're ballin'.

You'll never catch them wearing them fake Jays.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good luck reaching for the keyboard

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My neck wishes this weren’t so true.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

How about with a friend?

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] knexcar@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

And my crack

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

My cat let's me know that I'm slow because of my bad posture every time I feed it too…

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

To be pedantic, that isn't even right or wrong posture at a computer. The cat one isn't wrong either.

What they tell you at the big big studios where they have ergonomist and fancy massages, is to change your posture often. Any one posture for a long time is bad, even straight (albeit one that causes the less stress in a given moment).

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Change posture, but also get up and move around. Take breaks away from the screen to let your eyes rest.

Of course doing this can also mess up the flow of ideas sometimes. Nothing worse than coming back and trying to recapture the zone you were in.

[–] sus@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

get a motorized height adjustable standing desk, an egg timer and a slow treadmill, set the timer to 16 minutes and 43 seconds, every time the timer runs out, rotate between standing position, sitting position and walking position while resetting the timer.

When you're ready to level up, upgrade from just an office chair for the sitting positon to a mixture of office chair, saddle chair, prayer mat and stout 19th century four-legged wooden stool certified handmade in the russian far east. Rotation as follows:

standing -> office chair -> treadmill -> saddle chair -> standing -> prayer mat -> treadmill -> flat stool -> repeat.

When you're ready for the endgame, upgrade from an egg timer to a stochastic bell timer powered by a brass cyclograph. This eliminates any possible linear relationship with your BRAC cycle, ensuring a well-rounded dynamic stress regimen.

[–] poinck@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

At which level are you currently? I am level 2.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 6 points 3 months ago

I've got the fourth Sharma, I used points to get a large Austrian man to walk over the left side of my body.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah ideally once an hour you get up and bring something far away into focus for a bit, stretch your eyes the other way. Stretching whatever else whenever you can etc..

I changed my typing habits too.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago

That's every 10 minutes for looking at something far away

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And please don't confuse straight with upright. Once you start measuring with a straightedge you've lost the plot, what you're rather looking for is minimising the sum of squares of muscle tension differences (because tensegrity)... even of the muscles you're not aware of. That's why it's utterly, utterly unlikely that you'll ever get good posture by means of holding any position. Exercise fostering good movement patterns (and with that solid mobility) is the way to do it, look into the direction of callisthenics, internal martial arts, suchlike. Things that are whole movement systems. If in doubt go swimming: Because it's weightless it's pretty much impossible to make anything worse because there's really no way to do it wrong. Short of drowning.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The best posture is the next posture.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[–] hash@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 months ago

Buys a nice ergonomic chair. Sits in it like this.

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

SHRIMP POSTURERERS RISE UP!

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I tried but mah back!! 😵

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

My neck, my back, and weirdly my right knee, are fucking pissed at me today. My penis and crack are good though at least.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not no more I don't, get a stool it will save your back, I'm serious.

I'm having luck with floor sitting as well, though that's might not work as well if you're stuck in an office.

[–] pageflight@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No no they're not "wrong," they're slouched in defeat because someone stole their keyboard, mouse, and desktop, leaving them with only a 1280x760 DVI monitor.

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[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

I wish it wouldn't be that complicated just to sit. I'm a short man (5'6") and it's impossible to sit correctly in most office chairs, as the seats are simply too big. My knees can't bend if my back is against the backrest.

Also they are often too tall and my feet don't touch the ground, so I need a foot stool.

Even fucking desks are too high.

So I have a chair that's too big and too high, and a desk that's also too high when I'm sitting.

I hate that the world is standardized around an average. Finding an appropriate desk or chair for smaller people, at an affordable price, is a pretty good challenge.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 months ago

They make smaller chairs. Blame your employer for not buying sufficient variety. Also a proper ergonomic chair should be able to bring the back forward or the seat back

Or get a cushion to put behind you

[–] my_hat_stinks@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

I'm a short man (5'6")

Worldwide average height for men is around 5'7", you're average. I'm guessing you just live in a region that skews taller.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Needs more testicles hanging out the side of the boxers.

[–] bluGill@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I stand most of the time. I have a wobble board which helps - standing in one place isn't possible. I've been interested in a treadmill for a while, but they make it hard to do anything else and sometimes I want to sit or lean back.

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

I have a barstool I put on the treadmill for breaks. Just comfy enough for a rest but you'll still find yourself wanting to stand up again after a while. And so far I haven't accidentally turned the treadmill on while sitting.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I am just reading this on my laptop, sitting on a bed in shrimp-like shape with laptop (a ThinkPad of course) on top of egg carton (called Eggsbox 360 based on The Two Ronnies skit) which is on top of a pillow while listening to music from a CD being played on an e-waste sourced 5.25" DVD drive attached via SATA to USB that can only reliably load CDs (perhaps because the USB provided power is less than half max spec of 2A) and accessing the internet via USB cellular modem using cheap IoT SIM that has broken (not applied) throttling (instead of 64/32kbps).

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

IoT SIM that has broken (not applied) throttling (instead of 64/32kbps).

I wonder how did you do that

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

I did nothing. After using either the default 200MB or the 80MB I pay for it's supposed to be throttled, but that kinda just... doesn't happen. I activated a 2nd SIM of those yesterday, same thing. The most I used in a month was some 28GB (out of 80MB), getting me as much as 150Mbps in cities covered by LTE-A from Telekom (this SIM can connect to Telekom, Orange and O2).

Though I just went back to my previous carrier and keep this as a backup. The second SIM I put into a USB modem. May come in handy if I finally decide to try Tailscale.

Searching around, I found someone with the same "issue" for a different provider on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/NoContract/comments/ntul3w/unlimited_data_sim_for_only_45year/

Also a one that was meant to have 64kbps unlimited, but it just... wasn't throttled. But based on one comment they fixed it later which I assume will happen here too. Almost 4 months so far though.

But perhaps they just don't care that much. Based on ToS I can be charged extra €1.30/GB (excl. VAT) since I use permanent roaming, and perhaps I will as it is defined as >50% of usage in EU roaming for the past 4 months. Maybe they just rely on that to kick in...? Also the data warning states "...may be probably temporarily restricted.", which is just so oddly phrased.

But most likely scenario, someone just fucked up the config.

I found yet another such fuck up here: https://www.reddit.com/r/tmobile/comments/c6ilbp/bought_the_new_15gb_international_data_pass_didnt/

Dude used up 24GB out of 15GB high-speed data pass.

It can happen both ways though. My current carrier accidentally (I hope) set the limit to half the one stated in ToS. This was reversed already. I assume it was an accident, because they plainly stated the incorrect limit in SMS as well.

[–] Zexks@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Get ur cams out my office.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have the opinion the best quality chair one can find is as important as the best computer one can use

[–] Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

I agree. When you're spending a third of your day on the thing it's worth investing in.

(says the guy with no proper chair)

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm guilty. I put the shoe on top of a small drawer under the desk and my spine has never thanked me for it

[–] anhydrous@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I use all 3 and more. That's because I can't sit in the same position all day.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

My back hurts when I see a colleague on a zoom meeting sitting like that cat.