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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 115 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An old but good one :3.. 4chan has some pretty good horror on it funnily enough.. as long as you can be bothered sifting through the toxic waste that the rest of the platform is

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why I subscribe to greentext communities, cuz I did my time in the trenches dealing with the Nazis and gore well before the right well and truly lost (what little was left of) their goddamned minds.

[–] DefectiveFoundation@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

4vhan was pretty left leaning with some libertarian (and still rampant racism). It was also, by far, the easiest social media to manipulate.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

When were you on there? Because I was on there for a good few years in the late 00s up until gamergate, and the Nazi posting was mainly on /b/, but it wasn't absent from other boards and only got worse as people stopped ironically Nazi posting and were more serious about it

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You fought in the trenches against the Nazis? You must be over 100 years old!

Edit:

Child: Grandpa, did you serve in the Great War?

Grandpa: No, I experienced much worse, I fought the Nazis on 4chan via chat from the comfort of a $3800 studio apartment in Seattle with my parents trust fund money.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

There's a pretty cheap studio apartment. You might want to add a zero.

[–] HyperCube@fedia.io 100 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Seem to recall this story from r/nosleep a long time ago. That's one of the things I still haven't replaced from my reddit days, I liked reading through the top stories every once in a while. There really were some gems. I just got an AO3 account so maybe I can find something like that again, but I'm not too familiar with the site.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Seems like the story predates /r/nosleep by a fair bit. Relatedly, I wish lemmy were more open to creative writing. The greentext communities respond positively, but it’s a gamble anywhere else. Over the years, It’s become apparent to me that lemmy is full of philistines.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you wrote something I'd read it.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Squints Oh, wait, you're one of the CachyOS devs! Right?

I'm typing from CachyOS now, love everything y'all do. Though I might get in the community (or matrix chat) to spout a left-field suggestion.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Me? No. I just use it lol.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, my mistake. I just vaguely remember your handle from some CachyOS space awhile ago.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm a mod on the Lemmy community. That's probably where.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You’ve been here for a few months. In all likelihood, you have! Though nothing particularly long and nothing particularly good.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Heh, what fandoms?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure I read this story in a book of urban legends when I was a kid in the nineties and it wasn't new then.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

lemmy is full of philistines.

Reddit, too. The fandoms I was engaged in there seem totally uninterested in (or even hostile to) fanfiction or even lore speculation now. No, just repeating and worshipping the same shallow memes.

At risk of sounding old... it wasn't always like that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At risk of doing the same, kids these days have shorter attention spans and more expendable entertainment within their grasp. I can’t say I’ve ever interacted with fanfiction communities, but, from what I’ve seen elsewhere, creativity is perceived as “yapping.” Which is heartbreaking to me.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's my observation, too. shakes "get off my lawn" fist.

But Ao3 has good apps now. That's kinda recent, so maybe there will be some fresh blood from smartphone-primaries, especially as Reddit fandom subs bleed users (like me).

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope so too. Writing should be timeless. Without a space for it in the modern internet, where apparently all creativity is meant to be placed, according to my niece, fewer writers will flourish. We live in an age of change, and I’m constantly bouncing back and forth between happy and terrified of what that means

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Another personal anecdote: I am writing a fandom fic now (and finished another). I get some foot traffic, even likes/bookmarks, but barely any feedback or comments. I really have no idea what readers think, aside from like one commenter on the old fic.

Based on what I've read in other communities, that's a common phenomenon. There's just less engagement proportional to the (also lesser) reader count these days, and it kinda feels like writing into a black hole.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I shifted my mindset to get around any issues. I don’t write for anyone else. I write for an audience of one, me. I find myself interesting, however vain that might sound, and therefore I write. I don’t know how much that helps you, if you’re looking for constructive criticism, but it’s the only way I’ve managed to continue enjoying the act. Well, that and passing it along to the kids in the form of verbal collaborative storytelling.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

oh it's ancient. i remember reading a Polish translation of that back in 2013 or something just as i was starting to get into creepypastas

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Ao3 is epic, but it’s very fandom specific. There is a “general” story section I guess, but TBH I have not ventured there.

[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I remember M59gar in particular wrote some bangers there. That whole portal in the first series was 👨‍🍳😚

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would be worse to wake up and see your own portrait added to the wall.

[–] glibg@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

That's where I thought it was going.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 60 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I want this to work as a NoSleep creepypasta or whatever, but it just makes no sense. I have never, in my life, thought any window could possibly be a painting.

EDIT: I just thought of Mario 64. That's an exception!

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Yeah could have just ended on "there were no paintings"

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

it would work better as a fairytale, has more of that kinda vibe

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can see the intention of the story, but how you wouldn't notice many windows on a small hut when you approached makes it not work for me.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago

Maybe there's none on the side of the hut Anon approaches from?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Anon, what the fuck

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Very relatable

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Are you gonna start dogging or what mate?

[–] Decency8401@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

This just gave me chills

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Fake and gay - anon knew the way to the hut and knew it was a place for angry lemon party

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

God I skipped a beat.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this is based on something can't remember what but it is

There are a bunch of creepy pastas along that line, it's a pretty tired trope.

Horror story QwQ

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One of my most embarrassing habits is that I sometimes go to the R-word site and read through the comment section there. Way too often, there are askr-word (or other sub r-word) posts where the comment section ends up being a bunch of bullshit supernatural responses. This one kind of reminds me of that. If you believe in ghosts or extraterrestrial aliens, I think less of you. You are dumb. Sorry, but it is what is is. I still drink alcohol sometimes, even knowing it causes cancer, so I'm not claiming I'm better than you. We can both/all be stupid. But if you believe in that supernatural crap, you're stupid, too.

[–] Hazelnutcookiez@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!