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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 131 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, it's the kind of role that'll attract predators, even though I'm sure most of the people involved just want to do good. Like teaching and abusers and nurses and serial killing, etc.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

+ politicians. Basically any position that grants power over others — especially the weak and vulnerable — which is why there should be an "abuse of power multiplier" applied to these criminals more than any other.

Politicians and other parties who engage in political or regulatory corruption should get life in prison, as they destroy the public trust in democracy and institutions. Same for the justice system.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That multiplier should include sledgehammers in some way.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HHH has entered the chat

Which coincidently means motorhead music is now playing. It's Lemmy on Lemmy!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Considering the amount of Nazi memoribilia that guy owned idk how long he would last in lemmy

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

.....what? I'm out of the loop here. What makes you say HHH had lots of nazi stuff?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I meant Lemmy from Motorhead.

"the SS uniform is fucking brilliant! They were the rock stars of that time. What you're gonna do? They just look good.""

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2008/jul/11/news.culture

[–] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hugo boss had drip not the clowns wearing the suits

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Calling the SS "the rock stars of their time" is at best a really stupid thing to say. And at worst, welp.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm just mad that they ruined a great fit and mustache in the same decade. I'm not supporting the people that did those things or the people that think they looked like rockstars.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I know. My criticisms are aimed at Lemmy killmister.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 month ago

No, they said that most of them want to do good. So not like cops.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Todaro was released on his own recognizance. He is expected back in court in May.

wat

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Innocent until proven guilty. Nobody should be in jail without a conviction.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Illinois does it right. No bail. Either you are released pending trial, or you see a judge where you may be held pending trial.

New York State has bail. Why this guy was released without even having to post bail is beyond me.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bail is an abhorrent, very American, concept

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Indeed, it favours rich and punishes poor people

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

In Brazil it use to be like bail system, but instead of paying you needed a college degree. It was stuck down like 4 years ago because the Supreme Court found it unconstitutional.

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Recent bail reform means NY doesn't anymore in most minor cases. You're either freed til trial or not depending on judgment of flight and violence risk. Big republican talking point because a lot of R judges have just been releasing violent repeat offenders to stir the pot. So Dems are trying to reform the reform to be a bit more feasible and Republicans want to return to previous where even petty theft could have you locked up for years waiting for trial if you couldn't make bail.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

of R judges have just been releasing violent repeat offenders to stir the pot.

This really confirms that the judiciary is just another branch of the political parties.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Always has been.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Do you know the details of this particular case? Or are you just basing this on a headline you read?

In this climate of disappearing people who disagree with you, and targeting political opponents, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with locking everyone up without due process.

Not saying it's the case, at all, but if you wanted to take someone down, planting cp on their computer is a sure fire way to do it. Particularly because of (understandable) knee jerk reactions like yours.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Woooosh. Yes, they're basing their dad joke on the headline and it's enought for the joke to work well.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who is upvoting this shit?

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The comment doesn't make much sense so people upvote in confusion

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've recently been finding that lemmy isn't much better than reddit.

It almost feels like a concerted effort to make this website shitty by injecting Trump defenders and fake leftists. Shit is fucking weird.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The only details released were that he was arrested for possession of underage pornography. That could be depicting someone who is 17 or 7. He has not been convicted of anything at this time.

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Possession and dissemination.

Also, the definition of "POSSESSING A SEXUAL PERFORMANCE BY A CHILD" under New York Penal Law § 263.16 specifies "any performance which includes sexual conduct by a child less than sixteen years of age."

Yes, he hasn't been convicted of anything, but the accusation is that he shared sexually explicit images of a child who was 15 or younger.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, I was assuming it was a federal charge since anything on the internet will fall into their jurisdiction.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Neither of those seem good...

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago

"Oh shit, this is bikers against child abuse? Sorry, I'm in the wrong room."

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bet he’s getting a cabinet position

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

He’ll be in charge of the new K-2 education reform.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

fails upwards

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago
[–] oakey66@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Every accusation is a confession example 1,344,512,275.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there a possibility that they were in possession of the material because they were investigating child abuse?

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Doesn’t seem like it

John Todaro, 49, of Amherst, was allegedly found to be in possession of child pornography following an Internet Crimes Against Children investigation. He was also disseminating child pornography, officials said.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yes I read that, but it can mean anything. Disseminating can literally just be "this is the girl we need to save:". I'm not claiming they are innocent. But these are bikers with a cause. Governmental CSAM investigators also have and share these images.

[–] PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

And now you’ve identified a major problem with vigilante justice, especially as it relates to csa.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Fair enough, I hadn’t thought of that angle

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sure that's the reason...

Released on his own recognizance?

What the fuck