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Show us your cat's dating app profile pic (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by martine@lemm.ee to c/cat@lemmy.world

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And which app(s) would they be on?

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[–] martine@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

These would definitely be Oliver's.

Tinder

Grindr

Bumble

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Free paw pics? Doesn't he know the market value of those babies?

[–] martine@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Oh this is for sure the teaser pic for his OnlyPaws

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tinder, looking for commitment

[–] martine@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A fool on a fool's errand 😹

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 5 points 2 months ago

It worked for me :)

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ashley Madison

[–] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

This one got an actual lol from me

[–] tehWrapper@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Furlife

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Onlyfans:

[–] martine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Pillow Prince(ss) looking for a Sugar Parent

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

(I don't know a lot about specific dating apps someone help my boy know which one to use this one on)

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All of them, and LinkedIn.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

LinkedIn Lunatics 😅

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m jealous of your seal points. Always wanted one, but I exclusively adopt so I take what I can get. I do try and get floofs though. Here’s Sansa’s dating profile pic:

[–] martine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My little blue point was a foster! Idk how someone could have abandoned this precious baby at 2 weeks.

Sansa is so beautiful and majestic! 💖

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh wow! I'm currently fostering a litter with a colorpoint, and at 2 weeks she was just starting to show some hints of color. She's about 4 weeks now and her nose & ears still aren't that dark. This is her at about 2.5 weeks.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Aww baby 🥹 maybe she'll just be lightly toasted.

[–] theTarrasque@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tinder:

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Backpage

[–] dunz@feddit.nu 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This would most certainly be Dinos

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My cat is not very tech savvy.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why am I getting Christian Mingle from this

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ladies, I am a curvy 13 year old but I still chase like a cat half my age! I am looking for my true love to spend the rest of my life with (must be Christian, no more than 5 years old, and orange).

I live with my parents and my siblings (one of them is a dog, the other is a jerk) and I WILL NOT groom myself so you must be willing to do it for me. I will complain the entire time.

No tabbies.

[–] martine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Yet another man who doesn't know how to wash his own ass smdh

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've never used a dating app, but I like this photo of her!

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aww! Is that a tipped ear? <3

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes! According to her previous owner, she was not tipped, she came home with the ear hanging off, shook it, and it flew off.

She was an outdoor cat, so my theory is, someone grabbed her to neuter her, saw she was neutered, and tipped her so she wouldn't be grabbed again. Either way, she's an indoor only cat now! She's happy, indoor has extremely nice beds to be cozy in!

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wow, that's crazy! I foster with an organization that does a lot of TNR, so it's always great to see cats adapt to the luxuries of indoor life.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

She adapted extremely quickly when she realized she could go under the blankets and sleep next to the human! A hot water bottle just for HER? Amazing, A+, thank you human we nap every day now understand? I agreed. We nap.

[–] dzsimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

'Just feeling curious'

[–] Poik@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cuddlr

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Tinder for sure

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sister, maybe Tinder

And her brother, probably the same. It feels weird to put like Grindr or something 🤣