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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Winged? Where's my flamethrower

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Arent most cockroaches winged?

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So you're saying it's going to be have to be napalm

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never learned kung fu as fast as I have the times that a giant cockroach has made its appearance on my lanai.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Idk why but this sounds like a plausible Golden Girls reference.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Everybody gangsta until the roach start flying!

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THIS. IS. MY. LAST. RESORT.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SUFFOCATION. NO BREATHING.

DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I HAVE A LONG PENIS.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

flapping in the wind

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

I've said it before and I'm saying it again...

You're holding a roach.

Stop that.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[…] longipennis is found in [redacted]

Where is it??? Where did the long penis go??

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

this post was a three-hit combo, but then somebody decided to perform comedy homicide. We need an amputation, stat!

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago

alright did it masel

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just the rule of Tumblr screenshots, you always have to include one reply too many

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Need to end the string with a null character

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It literaly has a penis design in its wing XD

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Heh, yeah, it does xD

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago

"The roach, of course, is called so because it resembles a cockroach."

"What the fuck? This guy's outta his mind... A joint roach doesn't look anything like a fucking cockroach!"

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

You feel like you're going to have a...good time?

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

The only roach infestation I might be okay with. Maybe.