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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 167 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 45 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 33 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

bookcover

About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

More useful than the original.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

This cracked me up.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 79 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 52 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 45 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 24 points 4 weeks ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

He’s got a very valid point with #2 though

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 4 weeks ago

kinda confusing

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