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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 170 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

More useful than the original.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This cracked me up.

[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I am not sure he was done yet.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

[–] mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Mantracks is amazing

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

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[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 17 points 1 month ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[–] the_q@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 1 month ago

kinda confusing

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