About your Crossfit addiction. The trifecta.
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I'm a keto vegan CrossFit guy who uses arch. You wouldn't get it
Keto vegan?
They live mostly on gels and polymers I think.
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One must understand that the operating system that you use does NOT come up in normal everyday conversation. Nobody cares. If you mention this you're going to be looked at as the biggest dweeb in a 100 mile radius. Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity. You will be forever shunned in social circles, and will likely never live it down.
So of course you mention Arch first!
Every pussy will dry up in the immediate vicinity.
Does that include my own pussy too? That would be tragic 😔
Would also like to know. I use Arch everyday and have never noticed any dryness 🤷🏻♀️ I talk to my spouse about Arch (he also uses Arch BTW) and can't say as I have experienced any changes at all. Almost as though my pussy has no fucks to give about what distro I use.
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Except when you mention you use NixOS to your crush who uses gentoo (true story)
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i don't even have to mention it. I bought the pullover "i use [arch logo] btw" so people come up to me and insult me
Neither.
I tell them about the ethical supply chain that produces my Fairphone.
I don't volunteer either piece of information, but sooner or later someone is going to overhear me ordering vegan food or see me opening my lunch and the dreaded conversation will have to happen. I wish people would just let me make my own food choices in private without making a big thing about it.
But they feel attacked. They want to continue living in blissful ignorance of how animals are treated or how bad it is for the environment. Same as windows users who don't want to be reminded what corporate cucks they are. Some even go so far as to become utter bootlickers (see also Elon Musk fanboys)
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What sucks is that you have to keep it for yourself, otherwise people will think negatively of you. Because for some reason caring about animals or the climate is cringe or something idk, like it's something to almost be embarrassed about. Which is doubly strange when animal abuse is often considered very bad by those very same people.
But I guess for many caring about other people in general is cringe as well, as long as they are sufficiently emotionally distanced, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I just wish it wasn't, and that caring for others was the baseline more than anything else.
Yeah, the stereotype drives me nuts. Like, yes, food is a big part of day-to-day life and sometimes I need to explain when asked why I'm not eating if there's nothing for me at, say, a company event. I try to avoid it as much as possible and just say I'm not hungry.
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I'm currently using Gentoo. That means I should also grow my own food...
What's the arch user equivalent of getting asked if a fish is an animal?
What's the vegan equivalent of getting asked if you use PC or Mac?
Vegan Arch user btw
Also people who use pc as a synonyme for windows. fuck those guys and guydedts.
PS. Macs are also PCs as PC describes the hardware and the usecase unrelated to the producer and the installed os.
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I forsee the creation of another arch based distro that is specifically designed for vegans that will solve this problem
“I use argan. It allows me to user arch in a non-violent way to adhere to my vegan lifestyle” probably
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I don't tell people. They infer both almost immediately from my physical stature and vocabulary. 
That I'm doing crossfit ;)
That they should really give CrossFit a try
That's how you get to be an Archdruid
Nothing, someone will make this joke before they ever get a chance.
Start with something neutral, like crossfit
Their pronouns. Vegan/Arch
Vegan/Arch/Atheist/Crossfit
Have you ever tried CrossFit?
My CrossFit addiction
Let me tell you about Homestuck ...
I lead with my devout atheism.
That you do CrossFit, obviously.
Vegan when eating, Arch Linuxing when computing, communist when sharing, capitalist when investing, ...
The list knows no end. Why not just say what's appropriate for each particular circumstance?
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