We’re gonna need more bagels and cream cheese…
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
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That's incredible, what a catch, I dunno how I could sleep after landing that monster.
What a beautiful fish.
When spawning, salmon exhaust themselves to death. That's kinda what this looks like, a really tired salmon was floating there and summoned a burst of energy. They don't taste good at this time.
Isn't that only Pacific salmon? I thought Atlantic salmon could make the trip multiple times.
And some species of Pacific salmon can spawn multiple times, though it's pretty rare.
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I think that's just a hobbit with a regular salmon.
How do salmon know how to return to where they originally spawned after swimming around in the ocean. Nature is fucking crazy
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Smell.
Hello boys and girls, my name is Fat Lip, and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon.
Sammy: what do?
Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about salmon and a brand new dance
is that one of those South American salmon?
sometimes my brain gets a hint of caveman knowledge ingrained to my survival instincts that says "no. don't let animal go, don't let get away. Worked hard for that" and I think it's really wholesome