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TranscriptA tweet by Ivanka Trump @ivankatrump saying "I cannot believe that Theodore is eight months old today! Happy birthday little teddy bear!" with an admittedly cute picture of a child smiling. It has a reply from @blacknmild saying "this isn't how birthdays work"

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 152 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

The entire family is dumb as rocks.
It'd be hilarious if daddy dumb dumb wasnt a cult leader with so much power.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Teddy may have turned 8mo in that meme, but you sir/madam turned 1yo today (on Lemmy). So happy cake day to you!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It surprises me how stupid people seem to get power easily.

Happy cake day btw.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Confidence will get you very far in many fields. Unfortunately, more intelligent people are aware there are things they do not know and rarely have the confidence levels comparable to that of a dimwit.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 59 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gross, they're making more of them.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe due to all of the accomplishments of the Cheeto king's administration life expectancy will be measured in months to hide the fact that our collective life expectancy has been drastically reduced. When you got studies coming out saying that the poorest European lives about as long as the richest American, well you know you got a problem.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never fails to amaze me how out of touch with reality they are.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and stupid. Don't forget stupid.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Also evil. Mostly evil.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe this is like Tesla's odometers, but for birthdays?

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What the fuck is Theodore?

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[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

My wife has a one month birthday every month as well.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Her family is living in the mad hatters tea party

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It is when your tripping balls off bubby's coke

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