this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 93 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nice shitpost. Got me for a moment, then I remembered how math worked.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your age = your age minus how many years before you were alive

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I know! They might have been born later in the year and are only 19.

Smh my head

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 70 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago

Nah, they just don't like publicity.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Hey dead, I'm dad.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I took my wife to Cambodia during a holiday once!

[–] Twig@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing that was a few years after year zero?

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Somewhere around 1980 if I'm not mistaken.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Unless it is a Hindu, or Buddhist calendar. Then there is a year 0.

[–] Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. My kid was born last year and is 9 years old now.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

It's all the nicotine in the breast milk

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel this post is 10 years too early.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I went to Madagascar over 10 years ago and didn't see any Rapetosaurus, so fake news.

[–] henfredemars 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I had to explain what "ROFL" meant at work the other day.

[–] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dam i bothered looking it up after seeing your comment and 10 years of seeing it online makes sense to me now

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] iamkindasomeone@feddit.org 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A person born in 2025 is 10 years old. Let that sink in!

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

It has been an extremely long year already

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sorry but you can't do that as we're full of sinks. We need faucets, people!

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A person born in 467953 is -465928 years old

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah if you are really bad at math they are.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Shitpost, but it did get me thinking. After doing the math, my ex's daughter who I took to the park everyday after school will be graduating high school this month.... and another ex's son will be a senior next year. Yeah I've got nothing, time fly's, blah blah blah.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 7 points 2 months ago

Emmy Noether, is that you trolling us with your maths from beyond space-time?

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I'd tell you to get off my lawn, but I was born in the 90s so I don't own a lawn and statistically never will

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 2 points 2 months ago

I was born in 2004, I'm 20.