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Vatican’s papal conclave kicks off with heated debate about hottest new choirboy (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

The Onion has given up, they are now just reporting factual news.

[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's funny because everyone still knows that priests rape children at a much higher rate than the general population, using their position as a religious leader to prey upon innocent children.

Stay away from religions.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ouch!