this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] henfredemars 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please don't buy products that are designed to be thrown in the trash. It's bad for the environment.

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

In a twist of irony, I don't think people buying Swasticars care about the environment. They probably say they do, with the electric car and all, but it's just a convenient excuse.

I'll entirely believe them if they have previous Tesla models, but anybody buying that "truck" would have to be pretty naive not to see what's going on.

Also, your sentence could apply to a lot of other car makes right now.

[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Hell yeah, both because fuck the cybertruck AND because i want the electric motors to make actual fun electric stuff. Like go carts with more torque than they have any right to have or something idk.

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Toyota land cruiser looks at that and calls that a dent.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

The land cruiser doesn't have an aluminium frame.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the plus side, they should be quite easy to salvage for parts considering the paneling peels off with very little effort.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Except everything is software based. Find a new sensor to replace, great, but it wont work unless you can program the software to accept the serial number of that sensor...(spoiler, you can't)

Want to replace your own parts, too bad! They are going to hold people hostage at their service centres because that's what makes money.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

I was just being cheeky. I'm never going to be in a situation where I need parts for one of these garbage vehicles, and anyone who does has no sympathy from me.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

nice, I hope they have easily repurposable batteries.

[–] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Depends if you like eating smores that are vigorously poisonous

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

@desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Beyond campfire snacks, absolutely the batteries are easily repurposed. There's several ventures trying to get to scale reusing EV batteries for residential renewables power storage for instance.
Could potentially use the battery from a Cybercuck's carcass to convert an ICE vehicle to EV, if you trust them.

That really is the main issue though. How much do you trust Tesla to not have made a bomb?

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

They’ll pass on what’s inside, but the raccoon consortium wants the bodies. Cheap dumpsters are always a good buy.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Wonder how much it would go for, the flood truck especially. It would make a good community event.