this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
719 points (97.9% liked)

Microblog Memes

8185 readers
2323 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
ReadyUser31@lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world
needanke@feddit.org
719
colosaur (infosec.pub)
submitted 1 month ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
74 comments fedilink hide all child comments
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 181 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Hey OP, did you know that the voice of Ducky was a little girl named Judith Barsi? Did you know that Judith also voiced the little girl character, Anne-Marie, in All Dog Go To Heaven? And did you know that Judith Barsi was brutally murdered along with her mother by her father who then killed himself? And did you know that this murder happened between her lines being recorded and the release of either of these films? So when you fell in love with a little duck billed dinosaur saying "Yepyepyep" and a little orphan girl who talks to animals, you were listening to the echos of a voice of a murdered 10 year old girl.

Why did I bring this up, OP? Because you made me sad, so I'mma make you sad too.

RIP Judith

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn the post calls people old and they need to see a doctor for butt stuff. And this response is to horrify and amaze.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

“How dare this stranger bring up my slightly advanced age! Here’s a child that was brutally murdered. Now we’re even!”

[–] noseatbelt@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wtf dude, I could have gone my whole life not knowing this. I hope your socks get wet.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh for fucks sake just kill them, no need to be unduly mean about it and pull unforgivable acts of torture.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 27 points 1 month ago

Goddamn.

I respect the brutality, if nothing else

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Even more fun, she was sexually assaulted by her father multiple times. Police were involved because of the constant abuse. It fucked with her psychologically, and her mother kept hesitating to take action

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

We go on and on about stranger danger, but family is where the danger is at 99% of the time and kids aren't taught about this nearly enough.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

OP didn't mean to make us sad :(

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What did I do to you to deserve this aggression on such a nice morning?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

OP is just looking after your health is all

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

[–] metaldwarf@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm 40 and I've had 5 of them already.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

High risk or just like the experience?

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just FYI for anyone that is wondering about colonoscopies:

The American Cancer Society recommends that people at average risk* of colorectal cancer start regular screening at age 45.

…the disease is rising sharply in people under age 50, most of whom are years away from getting their first screening

So get a colonoscopy. Got mine at 45, it was absolutely NBD. They give good knockout drugs if you like, you have a nice nap and that’s it. Even the laxative is a non-event (I got a doc that prescribed miralax and sports drink combo, some of the prescribed liquids are gross) and was super easy. The worst thing about it was being hungry and wanting a cup of coffee because you can’t eat before the procedure.

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tried to get one at 42 - they required a cola-guard screening first. Requested a cola-guard screening and insurance didn't cover it until 45. Tried to manually buy one - couple thousand dollars. So basically you can't start getting screened until 45.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

#insurancewin

That sucks. If you have any family history of polyps or colon cancer it might be worth trying again specifically mentioning those things if you have that option.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m only 32. Is it really that early?

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh I had my first one earlier than that!

(Don't do PhDs, people)

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It felt like that.😅

But the truth is that the stress wounded my intestines.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Fuck you, I've still got 7 or 8 years left.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago

Until now, it has been before time.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

If she doesn’t fuck with little foot then she’s too young for you

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Yep, yep, RIP

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm 18 :( I dont want a colonoscopy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's fine, just don't grow older

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[–] Beldarofremulak@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might want to double check your age then. You might be old and just not know it. You can probably buy kids beer now if you wanted to.

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've been able to buy beer for 2 years 💪😎

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] clif@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I literally confirmed a colonoscopy appointment 30 min ago and then see this on Lemmy.

What the hell?

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Sharptooth!

[–] eaterofclowns@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Damn they made that leaf look so tasty.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You're not my dad!

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Goddammit so true...I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

[–] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Or mammogram

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm 34. I don't think I need to schedule one yet, I'm not particularly high risk family history-wise. But I'm worried about scheduling it when the time comes.

That doctor gonna know I'm a bottom, and that's gonna be embarrassing.

[–] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Damn, my finger slid right in, what are you, some kind of little butt slut" - your doctor, probably

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm imagining it like some sort of vaudeville slapstick skit, wherein the doctor just keeps pulling things out, starting like dice and a neckerchief, and ending with an entire clown car full of clowns

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Shit man, I wish it was my first...

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Dam i thought it was 45

load more comments
view more: next ›