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[–] mrtuttle@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

load-bearing drywall

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now that's a blast from the past

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Somehow Palpatine returned

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Removed by moderator"

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Baby shoes unused.

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 week ago

^the^ ^original^
For sale: baby

^and^ ^the^ ^sequel^
Shoes, never worn.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Not without incident"

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 week ago

Oh! Equilibrium in the wild.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good dog, stay.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Mayday mayday nevermind.

[–] Jayve@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So died Democracy.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

  • Biopsy is positive.

  • You've had enough.

  • Pizza sauce stain.

Bonus:

  • Live action remake.
[–] modeler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I trusted you.

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[–] AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The prequel to "Unplanned Fleet Downsizement".

[–] molten@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

No lube wank

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump elected president.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Trump elected. Again.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

stand up meeting

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[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Dead. The end.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Sorry... I farted.

[–] briever@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Trump wins again.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Don't push the--

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Billionaires Ruin Space

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

aka The Expanse

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How is this the expanse? Seems to me that governments ruined space in the expanse, which I guess you could correlate with billionaires.

Fred Johnson is probably a billionaire and he ended up leading the OPA and supporting the most impoverished and oppressed class of people in the universe.

[–] atomp@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Belt being largely corporate-owned is my logic, true that the UN and Mars did little to help the situation but the Belt specifically at least is royally screwed over by private interests and presumably billionaires.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

she bit it :(

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just had a flashback to the last time i asked a girl out

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[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I'd say "hold hold hold" and "lock the doors" are also strong contenders...

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Mission Commander Bezos

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oops I survived

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hate rules America.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Governments underestimated exponentiality.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My job title on Slack is currently Rapid Unscheduled Disassembler.

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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

not this again

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Never fly again.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

The shuttle exploded.

[–] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to go.

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[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Oligarchs incinerated Earth.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The dog died

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 week ago

There goes Earth.

[–] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

He was re-elected.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I have herpes

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

did it blow up again?

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

This isn't normal

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