this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

As is chaos

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Geese will fuck people up.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hell hath no fury like an angry goose

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hit play on flight of the valkyries.
Light cigar.
Cackle ceaselessly.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

*Honk ceaselessly

[–] werty@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Heath bar pops up on everyone's vision while the geese slowly emerge from the ground in their idle positions before running everywhere at near-light speed.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Did the music just change?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Treat them like snakes. Grab the neck as close to below the head as possible. In desperation you can subdue two at once. It will be savagely unpleasant. If your grip strength and stamina is enough, you can faint them in a minute or so.

Ideally you grab one at a time with both hands. Even the average human is strong enough to snap the neck in seconds. Grab snap repeat. Just stay focused. Grab snap repeat.

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you take a gander at my gender?

No we are playing duck duck goose!

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ganders are male geese though?

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think this funnyman thinks a gander is a group of geese.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s full of Newfoundlanders…it always has been

burns down an ecosystem anyway