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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 143 points 2 months ago (5 children)

No matter how often it's posted, it remains a fake.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 101 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'ma be real, that didn't really change my opinion on the whole "slaps his own ass during sex" thing...

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 months ago

"Who wants to watch me comb my hair real fast?" Is still the vibe this image gives off

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He slaps his wife during sex, and also not during sex.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Yeah, you got a point there, definitely.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Appreciate your efforts on keeping the Internet honest. Seriously. Shit is ridiculous these days.

[–] smee@poeng.link 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't believed a single thing I've seen on the internet since 1997.

And what made me lose faith back then is to painful to retell.

OK, it was a faulty game guide on gameFAQs that made me waste tens of hours.

Never forgetti.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

#Neverforgetti

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago

a slight caricature of a real photo

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Awww… I laughed so hard. Oh well.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago
[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

ICE ICE baby too cold...

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Whoa, mama!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago
[–] andybytes@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

The comments section is almost more important that the post. FAKE

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

I was wondering what happens to the lead singer of this band

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's up with that person flipping him off?Kinda harsh.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

he's a cop, it should be mandatory to flip him off

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works -5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know some very nice cops.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Septimaeus 4 points 2 months ago

I’d like to offer the other person the explanation that maybe there’s some Andy Griffith type of small town police from long ago that was basically a good person and wanted to just keep their community from hurting themselves. Today though, every cop is part of a network where blatant corruption, brutality, and injustice is perpetrated basically right in front of you constantly. It’s the kind of stuff the only adequate response to would be to demand change.

No good cop could remain a cop for very long in such an environment and still be considered a good cop. Thus, all cops are bastards.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know why this got me so hard. Just cackling over here.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK but if after the past decade I find it hard to believe someone may not understand plenty of reasons to flip off cops who are standing there.

[–] rainrain@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cops are not a separate species. They are as pig-ignorant, reactive and violent as everybody else. They just enjoy more opportunities to express it.