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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 204 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 112 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.

[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

World's first white first black president.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 133 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 61 points 1 week ago (6 children)

So it was 30 years ago. I feel like, even though things are far from perfect now, nowadays a comment like this would draw quite a few more critical looks than back then.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.

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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It was also 30 years closer to Harriet Tubman, in a time when black civil rights were not even as sanded smooth as they appear now.

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Look up who Alec McGuiness played in Lawrence of Arabia.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is obviously a perfect role for Ryan Gosling

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Hollywood Executives can collectively only name at most seven actors at a given time. An entire nine-digit annual industry run by a bunch of coked-up goldfish.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of these large industries are run by idiots

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

They're run by the same average people who work for them. You don't need to be an idiot to fuck up running something as large and complicated as a trans-national corporation. You don't need to be a genius to coast in a position that already prints money.

We're simply not that different from one another. The genius/idiot dichotomy is far more about variances in education, culture, and propagandized bigotry than finding actual differences in intellect.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 60 points 1 week ago
[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.

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[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being rich doesn’t mean you’re smart.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The average Hollywood executive is really dumb, but they tend to be great talkers and networkers.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

they tend to be great talkers and networkers

This is selling them a bit short. They're also generally pretty good at raping aspiring actresses.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 30 points 1 week ago

This is crazy, I mean Roberts is from the South and Tubman from the north, no one's going to believe it!

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Harriet Tubman is?

[–] tino@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably not, but she's an important figure of the American history. The real question, though, is who will know about Harriet Tubman in a few years, once she gets erased from American history books.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least people will be able to remember she looked like Julia Roberts

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Elon Musk will build The Above Ground Railroad to save white South African immigrants from the tyranny of paying taxes.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Does the phrase "underground railroad" mean anything to you?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not everyone is from North America. That is like me asking you, does "Dr. Kwame Nkrumah" mean anything to you?

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Okay, Harriet Tubman, born into slavery in the early 1800s, escaped slavery, probably best known today for making 13 trips to the South and guiding 70 slaves on their escape to free states via a system of secret routes, sympathizers and safe houses referred to as The Underground Railroad. Tubman went on to serve as a spy for the Union army during the American civil war, and was a figure in the women's suffrage movement, surviving into the 20th century.

So, the fact that she was a black woman is kind of important to Harriet Tubman's lore, and casting Julia Roberts in the role is rather inappropriate.

The Underground Railroad had nothing to do with actual trains, but they used a lot of railroad related terminology as code speak. Trail guides were referred to as "conductors," safe houses were "stations," etc. Very little of it was actually underground; I'm sure a few slaves hid in root cellars or caves along the way, but there were no tunnels. Escapees were sometimes carried by boat or train but most traveled on foot and/or by wagon. There's a sort of folklore image of slaves traveling at night under the cover of darkness, navigating by the North Star. Allegedly, the song "Follow The Drinkin' Gourd" was a slave song that contained coded instructions for navigating along the Underground Railroad by landmarks along the trail and by using Merak and Dubhe in Ursa Major to identify Polaris...I'm pretty sure this is 20th century embellishment to the story but it's a prominent visual, kind of like Johnny Appleseed's pot hat.

This bit of history is taught so widely in American schools that the term "underground railroad" has just become our word for a secret, grassroots network of routes, safe houses and guides for transporting refugees out of danger.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Here you go. She was a pretty amazing person. If you're from the US and didn't learn about her in school, your school failed you.

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[–] mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Halle Berry though... 🤔

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 31 points 1 week ago

Kevin Hart.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Martin Lawrence would rock it in "Big Tubman's House"

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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Queue Dave Chappelle and his sketch 'Negrodamas'

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I predict a movie called The Last Black Man on Earth, starring Tom Hanks

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[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The article led me down a rabbit hole leading to an article about the ghost in the shell movie adaptation promo meme generator being used to criticise the whitewashing in the movie adaptation

Fuck whitewashing

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Tbh - if you do any academic study of history, that’s what it all starts to look like.

I tried to watch Spartacus because Kubrick and… I couldn’t. Those fucking hairdos. The depiction of Marcus Aurelius in Gladiator upset me - like no, the man was not a proto Thomas Jefferson (and even the IRL Jefferson made his money on child slavery and raped children.) Wuxia is so much fun but there’s never going to be a period accurate Three Kingdoms (which is a 14th century novel anyway)

Medieval history especially…. That’s pages and pages, and I’m not even really that much of a medievalist.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I do historical reenactment, so I have a hobby that involves researching the age of a certain embroidery stitch, for example.

I've learned to just switch off that part of my brain for games and movies, or I'd cry a lot more. I just project them to an alternate reality where they totally had nylon in 1200.

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[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

I vote for Danny DeVito

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Hollywood is crazy. The Last Samurai, staring Tom Cruise..?!"

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