this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Strongly propelled by the power of cat farts.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried a grain free food? It might help.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

You know I always got that thang on me

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

My cat: Feed me! I'm dying! I haven't eaten in weeks! Please feed me!

Me: Ok, here's some food.

My cat: lol jk fuck you.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Chews me up and spits me out.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cats domesticated humans for their needs.